LichIntroImpact

10 > CrpLichA

So you can slap. I slap harder.

5020 > CrpLichB

Oh I learned to take a hit long before I met you. Learned how to give one, too.

5400 > CrpLichD

Did you ever sit alone in the office with a plasmic hole punch, just punching holes in other people's things? Over and over?

6760 > CrpLichC

You killed a weakling. Now you face a Sister of Parvos, and she will pound your face into the dirt.

LichIntroFire

20 > CrpLichA

I was stunning before. I admit it. But now I'm a whole different kind of hot.

4690 > CrpLichD

I wonder what happens when you get hot. Does stuff start bubbling up through your armor plates? Can we find out?

5030 > CrpLichB

From you I took fire. Nothing makes me happier than burning away anyone who might want to harm Mister Parvos.

6770 > CrpLichC

What will you become when the fire consumes you?

LichIntroIce

30 > CrpLichA

I'm getting a reputation for giving people the cold shoulder.

4700 > CrpLichD

Funny things, fingers. Get them cold enough, and they just snap right off. Like fish sticks.

5040 > CrpLichB

You were a cool customer. Well then, Mister Parvos said, why not take that from them... and return the turn in kind? That Mister Parvos, he's so *clever*.

6780 > CrpLichC

I am cold. Endless numbing cold. When your neck finally snaps, you will not even feel it.

LichIntroElectric

40 > CrpLichA

You murdered me. But now I have that whole 'harness the power of lightning' thing, so it's not all bad.

4710 > CrpLichD

Oh, I am operating at charge levels way above the recommended safe rate!

5050 > CrpLichB

It's not good manners to let a girl dance alone. Once I zap you real good? You'll dance.

6790 > CrpLichC

I will lift you up by the head. The current will flow. And you will dance for me.

LichIntroToxin

50 > CrpLichA

I'm not entirely sure what *kind* of poison this is but I did make one guy throw up so hard he pretty much inverted.

4720 > CrpLichD

You realize I'm literally toxic now? I can make you foam and see pretty colours while you die.

5060 > CrpLichB

Gonna slip you an oogie. Make you real green around the gills. Just you see.

6800 > CrpLichC

Venom will melt you from the inside out. Enjoy the taste of your brains dripping onto your tongue.

LichIntroMag

60 > CrpLichA

Crank those shields all you want, it won't make any difference to me.

4730 > CrpLichD

I can make your shields collapse like the Brogen-Steiff derivatives bubble! You don't even know what that IS, do you?

5070 > CrpLichB

I'm back, and mad enough to smash right through every shield you have.

6810 > CrpLichC

Do not place your faith in shields to protect you. Turn to Parvos - if you have the wit.

LichIntroRad

70 > CrpLichA

Here's what gonna happen. We're gonna fight, you'll try to outsmart me, I'll flood you with a TON of radiation and watch you die from some kind of catastrophic metastasis.

4740 > CrpLichD

How do I achieve this beautiful glow? Simple. Every day I affirm the truth of Parvos's teachings in my heart. And I'm suffused with radioactivity!

5080 > CrpLichB

I'm back. You're part of me now, and me a part of you. I'm in you, like radiation, you can't get away.

6820 > CrpLichC

I'm afraid there is no defense against radiation. Soon your own cells will begin to devour one another.

LichRemindTaunt

80 > CrpLichA

My Sisters don't like me that much. Because I get things done. You're next on my list.

90 > CrpLichA

You don't really think you can beat me, do you?

100 > CrpLichA

Ah. The Lout of the Lotus. Is today the day you push your luck just a little too far?

110 > CrpLichA

I *like* you! I have the most fun with idiots and mean people and you're both.

120 > CrpLichA

Well, you tried killing me and look how that turned out. I guess you just weren't the right tool for the job.

130 > CrpLichA

Get me numbers on the most humiliating ways to murder Tenno. Top 5. Wait you're not my assistant. *STATIC*

140 > CrpLichA

You think anyone can be a Sister of Parvos? Uh uh. No. Only the best of the best.

4750 > CrpLichD

Do you ever clean this squalid little ship?

4760 > CrpLichD

Idle. That's what Parvos would call your sort. Expect everything to be handed to you on a plate. Those days are over, bucko.

4770 > CrpLichD

Ready for another round of relentless persecution? I am.

4780 > CrpLichD

I love my work. You envy me, I know. And that's okay.

4790 > CrpLichD

You're really not the kind of person who itemises their storage, are you?

4800 > CrpLichD

Shall we schedule a meeting soon? Maybe one of those fun informal ones where one of us DIES?

5090 > CrpLichB

I tell my problems to my diary. Maybe you could do that too? When you're not being used as a whimpering human pillow by the largest and most diseased of the felons I'm gonna lock you in a basement with.

5100 > CrpLichB

Every time I clean something you just make something else *dirty*.

5110 > CrpLichB

Y'know, I'm not very sure how many of us it'd take to kick your bottom but I got a long line of volunteers.

5120 > CrpLichB

I was at the end of my rope, 'til I met you. Now you're at the end of mine.

5130 > CrpLichB

You can't get away from me, darling.

5140 > CrpLichB

Can we talk about Mister Parvos? I'm sure if you just listened to what he's all about you'd see he has such wonderful, perfect ideas. Would you do that for me?

5150 > CrpLichB

Oh, it's my fault. If I'd done a better job of placing your hand in Mister Parvos' we wouldn't be in this humbugging, bamboozled old situation. Well. I'm not giving up on you.

5410 > CrpLichD

Bom pom pom... taking over the system, one sector at a time, keeping the Tenno distracted, making all their stuff mine... oh, I am GOOD at this.

6830 > CrpLichC

I'll wait. In time, you will come to me.

6840 > CrpLichC

I endure. You fester.

6850 > CrpLichC

The ledger of your debt is growing. Longer. Every. Day.

6860 > CrpLichC

Must I watch you waste your days in idleness?

6870 > CrpLichC

Those you have killed are always with you. We know you.

6880 > CrpLichC

I know your value. Every sinew. Every morsel.

6890 > CrpLichC

There are depths you could never sound. Cold you could never endure. In such places we have our birthing.

LichControl

150 > CrpLichA

I claim this system in the name of Me.

160 > CrpLichA

I'll take that.

170 > CrpLichA

All forces! Claim this sector in the name of Parvos Granum! And the rest of the Corpus, of course.

180 > CrpLichA

While they kiss one hand I'll take with the other. This sector is now under my control.

190 > CrpLichA

Thanks, I'll take it.

200 > CrpLichA

Hey Vala honey, guess who got a sector? Don't hate me too much.

4810 > CrpLichD

I'm in charge! And it's all going SWIMMINGLY.

4820 > CrpLichD

With Parvos Granum calling the shots, everyone will benefit! Especially his loyal Sisterhood. Conspiracy is such an ugly word.

4830 > CrpLichD

Observe. This sector belongs to Parvos Granum first, to the Corpus Administration second, and to you not at all.

5160 > CrpLichB

The sector? We got it? Really? Oh happy day! Happy, happy day! What do I win?

5170 > CrpLichB

Now. Mr Parvos says this sector's mine and that means everyone in it. Now you all be double-shiny good and I won't ever have to show you my mean face.

5180 > CrpLichB

Oh. Oh Mr Parvos will be so pleased with me. Do I look okay?

5190 > CrpLichB

A sector. Gosh. A sector's a big responsibility. But I can do it. I'm ready, Mr Parvos, sir. You just see if I'm not.

5200 > CrpLichB

I do believe I'm getting better at this! Even my Sisters say so. "She should be dead already." Nossir. I'm movin' on up.

5210 > CrpLichB

Look what I got! A sector! Oh, it's perfect perfect perfect.

5420 > CrpLichD

This sector is under new management. And about time, too.

5430 > CrpLichD

Finally, some competent administration. Any complaints can be filed in the usual bin.

5440 > CrpLichD

Observe. This sector belongs to Parvos Granum first, to the Corpus Administration second, and to you not at all.

6900 > CrpLichC

By the power vested in me by the true head of the Corpus, I claim this sector.

6910 > CrpLichC

Tread lightly in his dominion.

6920 > CrpLichC

This place is no longer your concern.

6930 > CrpLichC

Taken. Look elsewhere.

6940 > CrpLichC

Run along, scavenger. There are no scraps for you here.

6950 > CrpLichC

What Parvos grasps, the Sisterhood keeps.

LichClues

210 > CrpLichA

Ugh, you make this so hard to watch. Closer. Closer.

220 > CrpLichA

Please, *BORING*. Warmer. Closer. Over... no, no, not... UUUUGH

230 > CrpLichA

If you intend to find me you'll need to do better than that.

240 > CrpLichA

Colder... colder.... HA! You actually believe me.

4840 > CrpLichD

Why are you trying to crack top level Granum security? Are you deranged?

4850 > CrpLichD

Yes, yes, this was funny for a while, but you can stop now.

5220 > CrpLichB

Nobody likes a pokey Pobber. You quit poking around my affairs and I won't have to poke out those pretty peepers of yours.

5230 > CrpLichB

What... what are you doing? Get away! You get away from that!

5240 > CrpLichB

I don't like people who put their sticky little ticklesticks where they haven't been invited.

5250 > CrpLichB

Oh no. Oh no you don't you dirty dooder. This belongs to Mister Parvos, and nobody touches Mister Parvos' particulars while I'm around! No sir!

5450 > CrpLichD

Oh, trying to guess my password? Yawn.

5460 > CrpLichD

You're wasting your time, you know. This is com-plete-ly futile. You might as well be knitting socks for the Entrati.

6960 > CrpLichC

Do you think to riddle me out?

6970 > CrpLichC

This work should have been completed long ago.

6980 > CrpLichC

You cogitate like a child.

6990 > CrpLichC

Back to your colored blocks, little one.

LichDefeatTaunt

250 > CrpLichA

Well, I just found the new background image for my datapad.

260 > CrpLichA

Aw, who folded up like a little ol' pressed flower?

270 > CrpLichA

I'll just bet you've been waiting your whole life to screw up this bad.

4860 > CrpLichD

I know you're probably upset about what just happened, so let me be the first to say it... I forgive you... Your Turn!

4870 > CrpLichD

So I think we both learned something from that. Surprised you, didn't I?

4880 > CrpLichD

Look at you, bouncing back after a defeat! I think we're developing a healthy respect for one another!

5260 > CrpLichB

Well look where those assumptions got you. And you know what they say about assumptions. They make an ass out of 'you'... and... '...mptions'.

5270 > CrpLichB

Doodies do what they do and then they're dead dead doo-doo.

5280 > CrpLichB

Dirty.

7000 > CrpLichC

Your pain has much to teach you. Listen.

7010 > CrpLichC

Again and again, I cut you down.

7020 > CrpLichC

Sister Glarios named you well. Tenno rats.

LichTax

280 > CrpLichA

I swear to the Void if you were any dumber you'd be a mineral.

290 > CrpLichA

I'm taking your stuff.

300 > CrpLichA

Whatever, just gimme your money.

310 > CrpLichA

Boo hoo wah wah is this all you have?

4890 > CrpLichD

I have restructured your finances. I have issued receipts. And there is nothing you can do about it.

4900 > CrpLichD

I'll put these to responsible use. Which is more than you would have done.

5290 > CrpLichB

I am good at many talents so opposing me was a silly, stupid, dirt-headed mistake. I will spend this better than you ever would.

5300 > CrpLichB

Because I am learned and worldly and elegant I have something you never will: I have enough. I also have enough because I am taking your money.

5310 > CrpLichB

You're not supposed to be here. So I'll take that and you'll say 'Thank you, Sister. I'll be on my way now.'

5320 > CrpLichB

You do bad, you put money in the Bad Jar. I'm gonna get Mister Parvos something nice.

5470 > CrpLichD

These used to be yours, but now they are not yours. Are we clear?

5480 > CrpLichD

And that's my share. See? We can work together.

7030 > CrpLichC

I take your meager goods. One day, I shall take your head.

7040 > CrpLichC

Do not claim what you cannot keep.

7050 > CrpLichC

I see, I desire, I take. Try to stop me.

7060 > CrpLichC

As a Maprico falls from the shaken tree, so too falls fortune from the idle.

LichBattleTaunt

320 > CrpLichA

Get ready to make the biggest mistake of your career.

330 > CrpLichA

Hey sweetie guess what? By the time I'm done with you you'll never form a consonant again.

340 > CrpLichA

By the time I'm done with you, you're gonna look like a normal person REFLECTED IN A PUDDLE!

350 > CrpLichA

Blah blah blah.

360 > CrpLichA

I think you should take some Me Time and drop dead.

370 > CrpLichA

Oh, Vala is going to be livid when she hears it was me who took you out.

380 > CrpLichA

This is a really bad idea on your part.

4910 > CrpLichD

I warn you, I'm a lot stronger than I look!

4920 > CrpLichD

A Sister of Parvos is an official position. So you see, I'm officially killing you. Perhaps that will be some comfort.

4930 > CrpLichD

Have you met my Hound? A gormless mass of metallized flesh that follows me around everywhere? You two have a lot in common.

4940 > CrpLichD

Look, I am actually going to hurt you quite badly, and it's only fair to let you know that.

4950 > CrpLichD

I'm sorry! It's too late for mediation! You've escalated this situation waaaaay beyond the original remit!

5330 > CrpLichB

Shoulda banged a left before you got here. Then we wouldna had ta do this, now would we?

5340 > CrpLichB

I figure you're gonna last about as long as a moth in a candle factory, yes I do.

5350 > CrpLichB

I'd say you have about as much chance as a snake in a typing contest.

5360 > CrpLichB

Don't you tell me you love me, I don't care how bad you wanna live.

5370 > CrpLichB

There you are. There's my cheeky sweetie.

5380 > CrpLichB

Your rage is fire. And that fire is gonna take you.

5390 > CrpLichB

Now you keep those ticklesticks of yours where I can see them and maybe this doesn't end with my having to spread you out like a map.

5490 > CrpLichD

You represent an embarrassing mistake. And what do we do with those, Sisters? We shred them.

5500 > CrpLichD

If I can face a disciplinary meeting with Sister Glarios, I can certainly face the likes of you!

7070 > CrpLichC

This will be over disappointingly fast.

7080 > CrpLichC

Too late to make an effort now.

7090 > CrpLichC

I have them. The hunt is on. Parvos wills it.

7100 > CrpLichC

I honor your desire to be torn asunder. My Hound shall have the scraps.

7110 > CrpLichC

Let me teach you the value of breath and blood.

7120 > CrpLichC

Did you prepare wisely? I doubt it.

7130 > CrpLichC

It's no coward. I'll give it that.

LichDownPlayer

390 > CrpLichA

Well, look who decided to take a dip in beautiful Lake Moron.

400 > CrpLichA

Y'know, when a smart person is on their deathbed... they find another bed. But not you. Ooooh no.

410 > CrpLichA

What were you thinking? The inside of your head must be nothing but strobe lights and circus music.

420 > CrpLichA

Aw. Sad. You get one life and spend it doing everything wrong. Tsk.

2520 > CrpLichB

Now lie still. This is for the best.

2530 > CrpLichB

I warned you. I warned you... and I warned you... and I warned you.

2540 > CrpLichB

Why is it always the best in this world who are obliged to do the ugliest of things? I'm sorry it's come to this.

2550 > CrpLichB

Well. We thought quite a lot of ourselves, didn't we?

4960 > CrpLichD

Sorry, didn't quite catch that, could you repeat? 'Flaily flaily bleed bleed'? Ah, thought so.

4970 > CrpLichD

Oh no, no, you're getting blood and bits of yourself all over the place. Do you have to?

4980 > CrpLichD

You know, I don't think that armor's quite up to snuff. Might want to report that.

5510 > CrpLichD

Be a good Tenno and give the floor a clean while you're down there, eh?

7140 > CrpLichC

Stay down. It's over.

7150 > CrpLichC

Inferior equipment, inferior results.

7160 > CrpLichC

Every heartbeat feels precious now, doesn't it?

7170 > CrpLichC

Parvos severed his own hand without fear. This thing clings to life like an infant.

LichKillPlayer

430 > CrpLichA

I could make a better opponent by stuffing Clem's pajamas with rags.

440 > CrpLichA

I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but it's getting worse.

450 > CrpLichA

You're about as convincing as someone who stars in their own commercials.

2560 > CrpLichB

Whew. I'm going to need some alone time to think on Mister Parvos and make peace with what I've done.

2570 > CrpLichB

Oh, I'm sorry!

2580 > CrpLichB

You didn't think I'd do it, but I did it. I DID IT.

4990 > CrpLichD

Is... is it dead? It's dead! It's over. Oh, thank blessed Parvos.

5520 > CrpLichD

Job done. Ticky box. Call a cleaning drone.

5530 > CrpLichD

I think we both knew how this was going to end, didn't we?

7180 > CrpLichC

Salvage what you can from it. But keep the head intact. We shall find a buyer without Maroo's scruples.

7190 > CrpLichC

It's down. Disassemble the remains. Usual split.

7200 > CrpLichC

Hm. Not as satisfying as my Sisters had led me to expect.

LichLowHealth

460 > CrpLichA

Want some advice? This sucks.

470 > CrpLichA

Ha ha yeah, you're about as funny as a broken ankle.

480 > CrpLichA

I know: me asking for mercy is totally hypocritical, and I hate hypocrites. But I am one, so I'm okay with that. Don't kill me!

490 > CrpLichA

Well, this is humiliating.

2590 > CrpLichB

You are a bad, bad person!

2600 > CrpLichB

Well, this sucks rocks through three miles of bent pipe.

2610 > CrpLichB

Nothing... nothing stays dead... around... Mister Parvos... that he doesn't want... to stay dead.

2620 > CrpLichB

Why would you be... so mean?

5000 > CrpLichD

Time out! Time out!

5010 > CrpLichD

Wait. Wait. Stop. I'm going to throw up.

5540 > CrpLichD

You're cheating. You've got to be.

5550 > CrpLichD

What if you kill me, and I just come back even more powerful? Is that what you want? IS IT?

7230 > CrpLichC

That taste. Blood and metal. I remember.

7240 > CrpLichC

We are the Sisters of Parvos. We are deathless.

7250 > CrpLichC

We'll be done when I say we're done.

7260 > CrpLichC

Come closer. I have broken teeth to spit at you.

LichStalkIntro

500 > CrpLichA

Bet you didn't think you were gonna bump into me today.

510 > CrpLichA

Oh honey, when you go up against the Sisterhood, you swim with sharks.

520 > CrpLichA

First rule of success: if you think things are going well you've overlooked something. Hello.

530 > CrpLichA

Kinda sucks that you only get experience after you need it, huh? Prepare for an experience.

540 > CrpLichA

I think we need to talk about your attitude.

2630 > CrpLichB

Betcha wish you'd never done to me that bad thing you did.

2640 > CrpLichB

Wishes aren't fishes, and if my progenitor had wheels, well, she'd a been a wagon. I don't like havin' to do this, but you're just bad. Bad right to the bone.

2650 > CrpLichB

Oh, I wished better things for us, but you have broken my faith in you and now things must come to their end.

2660 > CrpLichB

If I'm honest... I've been following you since first we met. Does that sound strange?

2670 > CrpLichB

We all have a shadow, darling. I am yours as you are for certain mine.

5560 > CrpLichD

Focus. It's only a Tenno. We kill them all the time.

5570 > CrpLichD

I am open to this combat experience - I will learn from this combat experience - I am ready for this combat... ergh!

5580 > CrpLichD

Right. Combat mode. Think empowering thoughts! Power flows through me.

5590 > CrpLichD

I don't want to kill you, you know. So you could always just leave. Then I wouldn't have to!

5600 > CrpLichD

Right. That's it. I tried being reasonable. But you've gone and pushed it too far.

7210 > CrpLichC

Bluster in vain. Sooner or later, every debt comes due.

7220 > CrpLichC

Listen. Footsteps. Cold breath on your neck.

7270 > CrpLichC

Found them.

7280 > CrpLichC

I have waited, just as Parvos waited. Now I strike.

7290 > CrpLichC

It is here. Contact Sister Glarios. Ask what she wants done with the parts.

LichDefeated

550 > CrpLichA

Not interested. Read the room. Goodbye.

560 > CrpLichA

I don't think so. Until next time.

570 > CrpLichA

I literally will not be caught dead here. Leaving.

580 > CrpLichA

UUUGH! You have NOT seen the LAST of ME!

590 > CrpLichA

Alright sweetie. You can have this one. We'll settle this another time.

2680 > CrpLichB

Must you rip the wings from all the angels?

2690 > CrpLichB

Oh, not this chicken, friend.

2700 > CrpLichB

Oh, I am not at home to Mister Defeat!

2710 > CrpLichB

You should apologize to your mother... for the dirty girty you turned out to be!

2720 > CrpLichB

How COULD you?!

5610 > CrpLichD

Oh, we're not done. We are a LONG WAY from done.

5620 > CrpLichD

This altercation is over.

5630 > CrpLichD

I'm going to my happy place.

5640 > CrpLichD

Ha! NOT today!

5650 > CrpLichD

Get me out of here! I said, GET ME OUUUUT!

7300 > CrpLichC

Should have finished me.

7310 > CrpLichC

Add another failed assassination to its record.

7320 > CrpLichC

Next time I'll see that coming.

7330 > CrpLichC

Not good enough.

7340 > CrpLichC

Careless.

LichAssTaunt

600 > CrpLichA

Why are you following me? What is your damage?

610 > CrpLichA

Oh. It's that null-unit who looks like a Tenno only smaller. We meet again.

620 > CrpLichA

Well well. Look who turned up to play soldier.

630 > CrpLichA

Now? Call ahead, for Void's sake. Some of us have plans.

640 > CrpLichA

I should have blown your ship to confetti when I had the chance. Now I have to get my nails dirty.

2830 > CrpLichB

I believe we pick the devil we run with. You picked me, I guess.

2840 > CrpLichB

You are very brave, but leaving here alive should be of concern to someone as outnumbered as yourself.

2850 > CrpLichB

I hope you hugged everyone who cares about you.

2860 > CrpLichB

I don't like people who just come calling. I DON'T LIKE IT.

2870 > CrpLichB

I am tired of runnin' you around on the end of a stick. I am an important part of Mister Parvos' endeavors, and you are just a... a... dumb-dumb dooder. And dooders gotta die.

5760 > CrpLichD

Ah, Tenno, I see you have blundered into my lair! Prepare to perish in agony! What do you think? Was that too much?

5770 > CrpLichD

Tenno. Let me explain this in words you will understand. My ship is very big. Your ship is very little.

5780 > CrpLichD

Tenno, are you demented? Do you have the slightest idea how many lethal weapons are on this thing? Should I send you over the documentation?

5790 > CrpLichD

Oh, look. It's Stabby Parazon-Pants the Stabbing Stabber of Stabsville. Planning on doing a little stabbing, were you?

5800 > CrpLichD

I am in control. This battle is happening on MY terms. I am a motivated self-starter who can think on her feet.

7450 > CrpLichC

I told you you'd come to me sooner or later. Now here you are.

7460 > CrpLichC

Dogged persistence. Common to both the noble and the deeply stupid.

7470 > CrpLichC

Watch this Tenno, sisters. It'll probably climb into an engine vent and incinerate itself.

7480 > CrpLichC

Trying to add novelty by failing in space now?

7490 > CrpLichC

Now it ends. As Parvos foresaw.

LichAssTorp

650 > CrpLichA

Torpedoes! Blow 'em up real pretty.

660 > CrpLichA

Torpedoes! All bays! Fire!

2880 > CrpLichB

Hit 'em with those crackle-snappers! I wanna see that little tin ship scatter like stars.

2890 > CrpLichB

Deliver Mister Parvos' wrath on trails of fire! Fire!

5810 > CrpLichD

Launching torpedo. A nice big one.

5820 > CrpLichD

Fire torpedoes! Now!

7500 > CrpLichC

Torpedoes away.

7510 > CrpLichC

Target locked. Fire torpedo.

LichAssBoardParty

670 > CrpLichA

Gatecrashers. Get into those sleds.

680 > CrpLichA

Gatecrashers, bring Mommy that ship. Launch ramsleds.

2900 > CrpLichB

Little men, get on your shooter tubes and do good. Travel true!

2910 > CrpLichB

Little men, I would very much like you all to bring me that ship, please. Now fly.

5830 > CrpLichD

Ramsled full of angry people, coming towards you, quickly.

5840 > CrpLichD

Good luck, Ramsledders! With you in spirit!

7520 > CrpLichC

Execution squad dispatched. Inbound.

7530 > CrpLichC

Ramsled underway. Troops expendable.

LichAssEnterShip

690 > CrpLichA

Nobody gets in here without an invite, ugly.

700 > CrpLichA

Turn around. Get back on your little spaceship. And leave. Right now.

2960 > CrpLichB

What. You can't be here. How can you be here? Oh, this is all gone wrong!

2970 > CrpLichB

This is how you repay me for showing you Mister Parvos' light? You better start showing some gratitude, or I don't think we can be friends.

5890 > CrpLichD

Just remember, Tenno. You started this. And you'll only have yourself to blame.

5900 > CrpLichD

You're making a big mistake here, Tenno! I'm a strong, confident Sister at the height of her power! And you're... not.

7580 > CrpLichC

Let's not make your death a boring one. The Founder is watching.

7590 > CrpLichC

I shall name this ship the traditional way. By smashing a Tenno against the hull.

LichAssHalfway

710 > CrpLichA

I hand selected those men.

720 > CrpLichA

Hey! Hey hey hey! This all costs money, you peasant!

2980 > CrpLichB

Things are gonna change around here. Oh indeedydoody and yessiree. Things are gonna change.

2990 > CrpLichB

You may not say much, but those popguns of yours certainly do sing a sad old opera, don't they?

5910 > CrpLichD

Think! When has killing me ever, EVER worked? Not once! So why don't you just go home, eh?

5920 > CrpLichD

'Self destruct activated. All personnel evacuate.' Oh no! Hurry, everyone! Let's all get off this ship before it explodes!

7600 > CrpLichC

You. Impaled on the prow of my ship. A living figurehead. Screaming.

7610 > CrpLichC

I am bracing myself. For disappointment.

LichAssConfront

730 > CrpLichA

Oh, fine. Let's do this.

740 > CrpLichA

Well hey there, sweetie. Any last mucking words?

3000 > CrpLichB

It just breaks my heart to have to do this.

3010 > CrpLichB

Why do you have to make me choose? Between you and Mister Parvos? You know that's no choice I can make.

5930 > CrpLichD

Mighty Parvos. My desire this day is... not to die. And I grasp it.

5940 > CrpLichD

Whatever happens here, I think we've both learned a lot. Haven't we?

7620 > CrpLichC

Is it still here? Is it persisting?

7630 > CrpLichC

There is much of worth in you. I shall crack you open and scrape it out.

LichAssHalfHealth

750 > CrpLichA

Don't touch what you can't afford, ya microcephalic trog.

760 > CrpLichA

I would kill for a cryotic cocktail right now.

3020 > CrpLichB

I'm... I'm so proud of you. But you need to be quiet now.

3030 > CrpLichB

You're not my friend. You're a fake tin thing as fake as all my SISTERS!

5950 > CrpLichD

You're not displaying very flexible thinking here, you know! Always it's straight to the violence!

5960 > CrpLichD

You'll meet a bad end, you will! Bullies always do!

7640 > CrpLichC

Harder, idiot!

7650 > CrpLichC

Have you started fighting yet?

LichAssLevelUp

810 > CrpLichA

I know, I know. I know! Ahaha. Oh you. Thank you!

820 > CrpLichA

A promotion? *gasp* Spectacular.

830 > CrpLichA

Thank you. I deserve this.

840 > CrpLichA

I just want to thank everyone who helped me get here. Now that I've achieved this promotion, you're all fired, and I'm buying real friends.

850 > CrpLichA

Well isn't that just lovely.

3040 > CrpLichB

Oh! Thank you, Mister Parvos! I... I don't know what to say.

3050 > CrpLichB

Oh. Oh! I just want to dance!

3060 > CrpLichB

Really? Is this...? Am I...? Oh. Oh my. If this isn't just the shiniest star in the heavens.

3070 > CrpLichB

My sisters used to say children would dress like me for Naberus. They thought they were so smart. So funny. Well. Who's laughing now, huh? WHO! IS LAUGHING! *NOW*!!!

3080 > CrpLichB

Oh. Mister Parvos. Thank you for making me a part of your life. For welcoming me into your wonderful dream.

5970 > CrpLichD

I just got promooo-ted! Don't be bitter, Tenno. You can't be a loser forever.

5980 > CrpLichD

More power? Don't mind if I do.

5990 > CrpLichD

Another promotion! This partnership is going places.

6000 > CrpLichD

There's nothing like having your hard work recognized, is there? Like you'd know.

6010 > CrpLichD

The industrious reap the reward, the idle look on and covet. It's all there in The Founder's Tenets, you know.

7660 > CrpLichC

I have labored and now I claim my due!

7670 > CrpLichC

I am elevated. And you... are trodden underfoot.

7680 > CrpLichC

Do you see? Do you comprehend? I am winning.

7690 > CrpLichC

Power grows like a crystal. Cold. In pure, perfect order.

7700 > CrpLichC

The more you struggle, the harder the golden hand shall grip.

LichAssMaxLevel

860 > CrpLichA

Finally, I get what I'm owed. Ultimate power. Feels good and it looks good on me. Mm hm. Now. Down to business.

870 > CrpLichA

Yes. Yes! This is me, Sisters, how I was always meant to be. There's a new goddess atop the mountain, and you're looking at her. Go ahead. Touch me. I'm real.

3090 > CrpLichB

Well. My goodness. I feel... powerful. Mister Parvos, sir, this must be how you feel every single morning. I am going to be such a good Sister, sir. Oh yes I am. Better than all those other doodies you surround yourself with. Better than that Vala. Oh, you'll see. I'll be the only Sister you'll need.

3100 > CrpLichB

You see? You see me now, all you dirty doodies? Who took the cheap, easy route? I am my best self. I have manifested the life I deserve and Mister Parvos,  he SEES ME. Oh. Oh happy day. I'm gonna kill all of you I swear to the Void.

6020 > CrpLichD

At last. The pinnacle. And I could never have done it without using you as my footstool.

6030 > CrpLichD

Parvos sees me. He takes me in his golden hand. And he raises. Me. UP!

7710 > CrpLichC

In azure fire we ascend! I have achieved my full potential, and you did nothing!

7720 > CrpLichC

You must enjoy watching others rise above you. You do it so often.

LichAssHarvest

910 > CrpLichA

Figures.

920 > CrpLichA

You're a LOSER! You'll always be a loser! *urk*

930 > CrpLichA

What's the POINT of being part of a SISTERHOOD if they let you down!

3140 > CrpLichB

Ha. Hahahaha

3150 > CrpLichB

Wait. No. Not when everything's still so messy...

3160 > CrpLichB

aaAH! MUCK YOU YA MUCKIN' MUCK MUCKER I'M G...!

6070 > CrpLichD

No no no, wait, just let me ex-

6080 > CrpLichD

No! NOT YET! PLEEEASE!

6230 > CrpLichD

No, Tenno, it's me, you can't have meant to... oh.

7760 > CrpLichC

I... shall be... avenged.

7770 > CrpLichC

Do it, coward!

7780 > CrpLichC

Parvos. Witness me.

LichAssConvert

940 > CrpLichA

Wait. This is what you wanted the whole time? You know you could have just ASKED.

950 > CrpLichA

Void. I'll never live this down. Yeah, okay. Let's just... get outta here before someone sees us together.

960 > CrpLichA

Well. Alright. I assume the position comes with the usual ship, bonus scheme, and insurance plan. Yes? No? SERIOUSLY?

3170 > CrpLichB

But... that would mean... that would mean I have to *leave* Mister Parvos. A girl has to do what's best for her. Goodbye, Mister Parvos. I'll never forget what you did for little ol' me.

3180 > CrpLichB

Oh. Oh what kind of choice are you giving me? To betray the man I love... to save my own life? What kind of choice is that? Forgive me, darling.

3190 > CrpLichB

What? To betray or die? What kind of choice is that? I was reborn once. I can be reborn again. All right. Have it your way.

6240 > CrpLichD

Oh, thank you, THANK YOU. Oh, you won't regret this.

6250 > CrpLichD

Yes! For a moment there, I thought you were going to... well. Moving on.

6260 > CrpLichD

Thank you so much for this opportunity. I believe my former experience makes me the ideal candidate to join your team, and I can't wait to get started!

7790 > CrpLichC

I... did not expect this. Very well.

7800 > CrpLichC

I am to be renegade, then. So be it.

7810 > CrpLichC

You would turn me apostate? What efficient cruelty. I submit.

LichConvertHelpIntro

970 > CrpLichA

Here I am to perform my contractually-obligated butt-saving. Stand back pew pew whatever.

980 > CrpLichA

In trouble again, huh? It's a miracle you get anything done. Alright, who are we shooting?

990 > CrpLichA

Alright look, I'll help you out this one time, but you're buying lunch.

1000 > CrpLichA

Ok I'm here. Y'know, when I did this stuff for Parvos, there were incentives. You might wanna think about that.

3200 > CrpLichB

Get away from them! All of you! YOU TAKE YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF THEM RIGHT NOW!

3210 > CrpLichB

I'm here, darling. Don't you worry. I'm here.

3220 > CrpLichB

Let me take care of these no-good stinky verminks for you. Don't you tire yourself on their account.

3230 > CrpLichB

Well, I was on my usual patrol, and here you were - wasting your time with these no-account two-bit muck munchers - and, well, I just couldn't not stop by and help out the System's greatest warrior! And here I am!

6270 > CrpLichD

I'm here! I'm sorry I'm late! I had a thing.

6280 > CrpLichD

I will prove my worth to you, so help me...

6290 > CrpLichD

Boss. Looking forward to leveraging our strengths in this challenging combat experience.

6300 > CrpLichD

Here we go. This is what I signed up for.

7820 > CrpLichC

I shall do penance through slaughter.

7830 > CrpLichC

We have parasites and looters to dispatch!

7840 > CrpLichC

Assignment... accepted.

7850 > CrpLichC

This place shall be the abattoir of my shame.

LichConvertHelpOutro

1010 > CrpLichA

OK done. Anything else? Great. Bye.

1020 > CrpLichA

Still alive? Great. One more reason for my Sisters to never speak to me again. Later.

1030 > CrpLichA

Problem solved, you're green, I'm outta here.

1040 > CrpLichA

Alright. So, I got a thing. Call me, we'll do lunch, except don't and we won't.

3240 > CrpLichB

Oh it was like music watching you spin and twirl through all those two-faced scum muffins. I consider it an honor to have been your dance partner.

3250 > CrpLichB

There. All done.

3260 > CrpLichB

Oh! We did it, and you're alive and it was all because I came along at JUST the right time!

3270 > CrpLichB

There. Now, I must tell you. Enemies like those... those wormy waffles and side-talking snot snakes that you fight so often... well, well they're beneath you. And I'm glad that I came by so maybe you didn't have to anymore. There. I said it.

6310 > CrpLichD

All done here, boss!

6320 > CrpLichD

Job done. I look forward to receiving my performance assessment.

6330 > CrpLichD

So, uh, now I'm all done with work, I was thinking we could... Oh, never mind.

6340 > CrpLichD

Welp. Looks like I'm done here. Nothing else to stick around for. Unless... nah.

7860 > CrpLichC

I have repaid some measure of what I owe.

7870 > CrpLichC

The work is done. The spoils are yours. I deserve... nothing.

7880 > CrpLichC

To serve is a joy. But alas, it must end for now.

7890 > CrpLichC

Enough. I have done what I could.

LichConvertHelpKilled

1050 > CrpLichA

Well... this was totally worth it.

1060 > CrpLichA

Y'know, I always thought when I went it'd be the usual way: my Sisters framing me in some elaborate plot... or... replacing my breakfast cereal... with... a landmine.

1070 > CrpLichA

Thiiiiiiis suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks....

3280 > CrpLichB

I am sorry my love. I got bamboozled. *erk*

3290 > CrpLichB

Tricked... by dirty doodies. I feel such... a nincompoop.

3300 > CrpLichB

Oh no. I got all turned around by their flim-flam. On alone you must go. Farewell, my love.

6350 > CrpLichD

I'm fine! I can do this! I can - ack...

6360 > CrpLichD

I am a valued... team... member...

6370 > CrpLichD

Sorry, Boss. Think I might be dying. Yup.

7900 > CrpLichC

Don't let them salvage my parts!

7910 > CrpLichC

There is no death while the blue fire burns...

7920 > CrpLichC

I am... dying. Are you this careless with all your equipment?

LichQuirkFearSpace

1080 > CrpLichA

How... how can you people work like this? In space. How can you not feel... small. Insignificant. Like... like you're nothing. Agh! AAAGH!

1090 > CrpLichA

Was... did we just puncture something? Are we venting atmo? Are we depressurizing? I don't wanna get spaced!

3310 > CrpLichB

Floating through the infinite inside a tin-thin doohickey just isn't right! It's wrong! It's wrong wrong wrong and I gotta go go go!

3320 > CrpLichB

Someone who's a little something sure does feel like no-one floating in the middle of all this nothing. I gotta skidaddle!

6380 > CrpLichD

The vacuum of space is out there. I am in here. It cannot suck my eyeballs out. But... what if it did?

6390 > CrpLichD

Why is space so QUIET? It makes me think I can hear... things.

7930 > CrpLichC

I can feel it. The cold. The endless cold. The blue fire is dying. Dying in the black.

7940 > CrpLichC

Space. So close. What if it claims me? What if I drift... forever... in the black... still conscious... unable to die?

LichQuirkFearKubrow

1100 > CrpLichA

Hey, back off, you mutt. Hey. Hey hey hey! AAGH!

1110 > CrpLichA

KUBROW! Keep it away from me! KEEP IT AWAY!

3330 > CrpLichB

I am no meat treat for no devil-eyed dirty dog! You keep that wrong one away and maybe I... I won't have to do what I don't wanna do! You hear me!

3340 > CrpLichB

Eyes and hair and fangs all a-red. I know you, devil dog. I have been in those jaws before. You will not have me again!

6400 > CrpLichD

Not Kubrows. Please. Their little eyes and their squashed-up faces. Oh, I don't want that to be the last thing I see!

6410 > CrpLichD

Calm. Just imagine it gutted, and skinned, and spread out on the office floor. No. No, it's looking at me.

7950 > CrpLichC

Get that thing away from me!

7960 > CrpLichC

Kubrow confirmed. Kubrow confirmed. Retreating.

LichQuirkBloodhound

1120 > CrpLichA

I'm not here to play hide-and-seek, ya loser. Besides, I can smell you.

1130 > CrpLichA

You know I can smell you right? So stop playing cute and come out.

3350 > CrpLichB

Well well mmm. Don't you just smell sweet as pie.

3360 > CrpLichB

Oh no no *no*. You may hide from my eyes but you can't hide from my twitching little sniffer. Smell you from anywhere, I would.

6420 > CrpLichD

Mmm. You're more than usually pungent today, Tenno.

6430 > CrpLichD

Oh dear, Tenno. What have you been rolling in?

7970 > CrpLichC

It thinks it's invisible.

7980 > CrpLichC

That idle dodge won't work.

LichQuirkFearHeights

1140 > CrpLichA

Oh Void. So high. I'm gonna be sick.

1150 > CrpLichA

Whoa. We are... REALLY... high up. Everything's spinning. Whoa. WHOA.

3370 > CrpLichB

Wha... what am I meant to do all the way up here with the hard hard ground staring at me like it wants to squash me flat? Flap my arms like a little birdie? I gotta go. I gotta go I say!

3380 > CrpLichB

Now there is a right place and a wrong place for each thing to be. And things without feathers are not meant to be this... *far*... from the good old ground. Nossir. Nossir THEY ARE NOT!

6440 > CrpLichD

Nausea meds! No, these are bullets. Where are my nausea meds?

6450 > CrpLichD

This drop is NOT SAFE. Where is the damn HANDRAIL?

7990 > CrpLichC

No. I can't. It's too far to fall.

8000 > CrpLichC

Too high. Too high! Nothing to hang on to! Send an Osprey!

LichQuirkFearChildren

1160 > CrpLichA

Okay. There was nothing in the mission brief about kids being here. RUN! RUUUN!

1170 > CrpLichA

Is... is that... a child? Oh no. Oh nonono. AGH! AAAAGH!

3390 > CrpLichB

Children are like people not left in the oven for long enough and the way they look at me all clear-eyed like the Void itself is looking back at me and saying 'I come for you, in time, I come for you and take you into the nothing so that you become nothing and...'!

3400 > CrpLichB

Children. No. All wrong and supple-limbed and moving like water. Wrong wrong wrong!

6460 > CrpLichD

I can't deal with children! I'm not certified!

6470 > CrpLichD

Child. CHILD. I will NOT have mucky little fingerprints all over my screens.

8010 > CrpLichC

Don't make me look at children. Not after what I did. I can't bear it!

8020 > CrpLichC

The child. It's here again. Whispering. Staring at me!

LichQuirkHateChildren

1180 > CrpLichA

Oh, thank Parvos. I was prepared to go up against a Warframe, but kids? I can totally beat up a kid. C'mere ya little squealer.

1190 > CrpLichA

Cute. The kids are playing soldier. C'mon then ya little punk. Let's play.

3410 > CrpLichB

Oh you sneaky faker child! Don't look at me, you knowing-eyed little BRAT! You got secrets, we all got secrets. I don't NEED your secrets! I just need you to STOP LOOKING AT ME!

3420 > CrpLichB

A child?! A child raises its sticky little grasper to me? Without so much as a how-do-you-do, without a shred of respect. You respect your elders, you hear my words! You tiny little half-person child-thing! You RESPECT. YOUR. ELDERS!

6480 > CrpLichD

Is it 'bring your disgusting spawn to work' day?

6490 > CrpLichD

There is a child running about here. We'll have to fumigate.

8030 > CrpLichC

Human infant. Waste of resources. Cull it.

8040 > CrpLichC

Child. Consumes valuable food, produces only noise and stench. Expendable.

LichQuirkParanoid

1200 > CrpLichA

BOOM! That's what you get if I think you're not giving one-hundred-and-ten-percent when it comes to protecting ME! Anyone else feeling hesitant? No? Then get back to work!

1210 > CrpLichA

POW! And let that be a lesson to the rest of ya! If I hear any of ya questioning my orders, you're Kubrow food. Now face forward and keep firing!

3430 > CrpLichB

I know you know. Don't think... don't think I don't know... that you know. Yeah. You know.

3440 > CrpLichB

Oh I get it. I see now. This was all a trap. A trick. A big old flashy fake. All of you. All of you in on it. To get me here. Well. It ain't gonna work. NO SIR.

6500 > CrpLichD

I see you. Passing notes. Whispering. Do you think I'm STUPID?

6510 > CrpLichD

Guess what, staff? It's time for a random loyalty test. Anyone still alive after this has passed.

8050 > CrpLichC

You fools were not chosen! Only I was chosen! OFFAL! WASTE!

8060 > CrpLichC

Parvos whispers, and I hear. 'Execute the traitors. Every one.'

LichQuirkPyro

1220 > CrpLichA

Fire fire burning bright, I'm gonna set your hair alight. Or whatever you have that passes for hair.

1230 > CrpLichA

What I like most about fire... is that it takes whatever's bothering a girl... and makes it like it never existed...

3450 > CrpLichB

The thing I like the bestest-best about fire? It doesn't lie. It is what it is, does what it does, please and thank-you. Just like me.

3460 > CrpLichB

Doesn't life just look merry as you please in front of a big ol' rip-roaring fire? Well, only if you're not in it, I suppose.

6520 > CrpLichD

Burrrn. Burn it all. Burn it like I burned my dream journals!

6530 > CrpLichD

I can hear Parvos speaking to me from the flames. And he tells me I am worthy.

8070 > CrpLichC

Got a fire. But it could be bigger. Brighter! Like the BLUE FIRE IN MY BLOOD!

8080 > CrpLichC

Your idleness is sickening. Let us see if fire spurs you to action.

LichQuirkFearNature

1240 > CrpLichA

Ugh. Gross. *Nature.*  Agh! So... itchy....!

1250 > CrpLichA

Bugs! Bugs everywhere! Agh! AGH!

3470 > CrpLichB

*sneezes* *sneezes* Oh, this... this place is *sneezes* playing merry hell with my allergies. *sneezes*

3480 > CrpLichB

Things should be clean and just so. But... *sneezes* this place... *sneezes* this place is all DIRT. *sneezes*

6540 > CrpLichD

Bugs! They're inside me! Crawling in my tuuuubing!

6550 > CrpLichD

What is the POINT of still having organic parts if they're just going to break out in hives?

8090 > CrpLichC

I am not optimized for this primitive environment!

8100 > CrpLichC

I am unclean.

LichQuirkBalance

1260 > CrpLichA

Curse my hereditary inner ear imbalance!

1270 > CrpLichA

Oh, that's how you want to play it? Fine. Gloves off.

3490 > CrpLichB

What kind of person tips a lady over?!

3500 > CrpLichB

Knocking a lady over? That's dirty pool, you dirty doodie! DIRTY POOL!

6560 > CrpLichD

Hmph. Gravity test complete.

6570 > CrpLichD

Come on. Push me over again. I'm having FUN!

8110 > CrpLichC

You shall not do that again.

8120 > CrpLichC

Cheap. Recalibrating.

LichQuirkVain

1280 > CrpLichA

Whatever you CLAIM your reasons for wanting to stop me are, I KNOW you're just jealous. Look at this face. Anyone would be.

1290 > CrpLichA

I'm the ideal mix of style and substance, baby. And you just want to destroy what you can't have.

3510 > CrpLichB

Such fine work Mister Parvos did. Behold the glorious product of his glad hand. Behold my *beauty*.

3520 > CrpLichB

I was ugly. But now I'm pretty. The prettiest of the pretty. The belle of the ball.

6580 > CrpLichD

Damn. I look gooood in blue.

6590 > CrpLichD

Nothing wrong with wearing your wealth, Tenno, and my enhancements are mine.

8130 > CrpLichC

The blue fire burned away any imperfections I might have had.

8140 > CrpLichC

Parvos chose me. And he chose well.

LichQuirkFearAlone

1300 > CrpLichA

Well, you cleared those goobs out pretty quick. How about we talk about this? Like adults?

1310 > CrpLichA

Look. I don't have any beef with you. Not really. This was all Parvos' idea. You and me we're just caught in the middle. Let's talk this out.

3530 > CrpLichB

Mister Parvos gave me all those shiny men. Now you broke them. Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no he's gonna be so mad. HE'S GONNA BE SO MAD.

3540 > CrpLichB

Nonono. This wasn't how it was supposed to go. I was supposed to lay you low with my army of his Shining Hand and... and... and now it's all RUINED.

6600 > CrpLichD

I could really use some colleague support here!

6610 > CrpLichD

No. This is wrong. This was NOT a solo assignment.

8150 > CrpLichC

I refuse to fight undefended!

8160 > CrpLichC

You leave me for last, like some unappetizing morsel? No.

LichQuirkLoner

1320 > CrpLichA

Ah, I didn't need those losers anyway! RAAARGH!

1330 > CrpLichA

If you think I need backup to take you down, you're more delusional than I thought.

3550 > CrpLichB

They're all gone. Good. I don't like sharing my meat.

3560 > CrpLichB

So all my men are dead now. They were just getting between me and you, darling.

6620 > CrpLichD

Seeya, losers. I'll handle this by myself.

6630 > CrpLichD

I'll just have to put on my big pants and handle this personally.

8170 > CrpLichC

Team eliminated. Retaliating. Full offense.

8180 > CrpLichC

They are dead. I am not. Now you will learn why.

LichQuirkHateInfested

1340 > CrpLichA

Infested? Gross! GROSS!

1350 > CrpLichA

Ew! Infested! Killitkillitkillitkillit!

3570 > CrpLichB

I'll get right back to you, but first I need to exterminate this dirty no-good Infested filth.

3580 > CrpLichB

Infested. All bubbling and roiling and wrong. Help a girl clean this up. We can get back to killing each other soon enough.

6640 > CrpLichD

Oh, that is just gross. It's got to go.

6650 > CrpLichD

We've got Infestation! Putrid, scabby masses of... ugh. Clean it all out!

8190 > CrpLichC

Shifting target. These infested mistakes have priority.

8200 > CrpLichC

Mindless Infested hunger. An insult to the refined desire of Parvos.

LichQuirckHateGrineer

1360 > CrpLichA

Grineer... GRINEER. Oh buddies, you and me, we have a score to settle. DIE!

1370 > CrpLichA

Forget the Tenno! Grineer! KILL THE GRINEER!

3590 > CrpLichB

Oh Grineer. Tatty tin fakemen is what I call them. Copies of copies of copies of a real person. Not even ghosts. Putting them down... well... it's a duty. And one I need to attend to. Excuse me.

3600 > CrpLichB

Grineer. Tatty little tin fakemen. Herky-jerking fun-making of what a real person is supposed to be! Gotta put you down!

6660 > CrpLichD

Ooh. Someone's sent me some tubemen for taaaarget praaaactice.

6670 > CrpLichD

Just a moment, Tenno. Some Grineer has got in, and this Sister of Parvos needs to take out the trash.

8210 > CrpLichC

Detecting... Grineer! Engaging Grineer. Eliminating Grineer.

8220 > CrpLichC

Defective Grineer clones detected. Terminating. Invoice the Queens... for the service.

LichQuirkHunter

1380 > CrpLichA

Hey. That critter over there has a pelt that would pair perfectly with a teal Virmink ammo belt. Sorry, can't pass this up. Be right back.

1390 > CrpLichA

Take five. Spotted a cute little something I can use to line a battle vest. Hey little fella. C'mere. Mama wants to turn you into a snood.

3610 > CrpLichB

Well now. I spy with my little eye a critter that would make the finest of gifts for Mister Parvos. Once appropriately stuffed and mounted. Come here little fella.

3620 > CrpLichB

Well how do you do my four-legged little friend! I'm going to take a moment to measure you up for a rug. Hey! Come back here!

6680 > CrpLichD

Ugh, this place is crawling with wildlife! Do I have to clean it up myself?

6690 > CrpLichD

There's my new desk ornament! Just need to make it a little... more... dead.

8230 > CrpLichC

Local lifeform. Possible covert surveillance device. Exterminating.

8240 > CrpLichC

Weapons test. Selecting unimportant local lifeform. That will do.

LichQuirkCoward

1400 > CrpLichA

Oh, come on. One-on-one? That's hardly fair.

1410 > CrpLichA

Sure, I'll fight you one-on-one... if I'd left my brain in the closet. Not a chance, buddy.

3630 > CrpLichB

Well. I can see I am clearly in over my little old head. So, if you'll excuse ME!

3640 > CrpLichB

Now I may be brave but I am not stupid. A lady has to know her limitations and so I bid you a very good day.

6700 > CrpLichD

I'm sorry this is a completely inappropriate mismatch of power levels, and I am therefore leaving immediately. Goodbye.

6710 > CrpLichD

... ah. It appears I am severely under-equipped for this assignment. Terminating.

8250 > CrpLichC

You thought to stack the deck in your favor? I am not stupid.

8260 > CrpLichC

If I walked into so obvious a trap, Parvos would spit on me.

LichQuirkDeserter

1420 > CrpLichA

That was my best Eximus! Falling back!

1430 > CrpLichA

The Eximus is down! Regroup!

3650 > CrpLichB

Physical conflict is not something at which I excel. So, if you'll excuse me!

3660 > CrpLichB

You... you killed my *Eximus*? HOW COULD YOU? Come on home, baby. Let Momma make it better. YOU MONSTER!

6720 > CrpLichD

Vandalizing company property, is it? I'm leaving! To... file a report.

6730 > CrpLichD

Impressive. I'm just going to pop off and update your file. Don't wait up.

8270 > CrpLichC

I have been incompetently briefed regarding the Tenno's ability! Mission aborted.

8280 > CrpLichC

The dossier was in error. Target has destroyed an Eximus. Retreating.

LichQuirkHungry

1440 > CrpLichA

I really should just kick your ass, but I'm absolutely starving. Hang five.

1450 > CrpLichA

Gonna a take a mo' to grab a few calories...

3670 > CrpLichB

Back in the Corpus mess - that fine old place - Mister Parvos feeds us well. I do right by him by making sure I get my three squares.

3680 > CrpLichB

OK boys, you keep our guest busy while I get a few calories to strong on up.

6740 > CrpLichD

Sorry! Skipped breakfast. You know how it is.

6750 > CrpLichD

Deploying tactical reserve sandwich.

8290 > CrpLichC

A moment. I have a bone to gnaw.

8300 > CrpLichC

I feed.

CrpLichTrailer

2180 > Parvos

My brother was a witless man. Happy as a hog, face-down in the trough. No thought of the farmer's axe.

2190 > Parvos

He was a brute above my asperous constitution. Yet he had not the will nor the guile to let me guide that brawn.

2200 > Parvos

So… in my youth, I often imagined I had another sibling. A specter... of sorts. A sister.

2210 > Parvos

And in my mind, she and I - oh, how we would conspire... great schemes, risk-trades, rapacious plots.

2220 > Parvos

And should I ever find myself... back at the trough. Penniless. Betrayed. Rich, only in enemies...

2230 > Parvos

She'd be at my side, axe in hand.

CrpLichLarvlingSpawn

2240 > Parvos

You have proven yourself many times over. Let us see if you have steel in you.

2250 > Parvos

This one is now alone. Friendless. Desperate. As I once was.

2260 > Parvos

There is but one true test. Be the reaper, or be the crop.

2270 > Parvos

We are all marked to die in the end. Some cower, some fight. Which are you?

2280 > Parvos

If you mean to rise from the decadent morass the Corpus has become, prove yourself to me.

2290 > Parvos

You are to be split, little stone. I shall see whether your core is diamond... or dross.

CrpLichLarvlingKilled

2300 > Parvos

Good, good. Now. Rise.

2310 > Parvos

Sister. Chosen by fate. Purged by death. Worthy as few are worthy.

2320 > Parvos

This moment defines you. Remember it with every screaming nerve.

2330 > Parvos

My Sisters! We have a neonate. Induct her at once.

2340 > Parvos

Death embraced you once, but now you are my sister. It will not dare do so again.

2350 > Parvos

Embrace the pain! It is the birth-pang of your power.

CrpLichLarvlingReject

2360 > Parvos

Perhaps we can find something for you. In filing.

2370 > Parvos

No second chances.

2380 > Parvos

The Void hides many mistakes. So be it.

2390 > Parvos

Some errors serve to inform. Some merely insult the maker.

2400 > Parvos

You have mistaken your desire.

2410 > Parvos

Get this inadequate out of my sight.

CrpLichRJKilled

2420 > Parvos

Space the remains. Let them drift, a monument to her failure.

2430 > Parvos

Ah, well. I have other, less weak, sisters.

2440 > Parvos

Tenno. That will prove to be a very costly mistake.

2450 > Parvos

Very well, Tenno - you have my attention. So. Be. It.

2460 > Parvos

Sisters! Retrieve her corpse. Analyze this failure. Learn. Iterate!

CrpLichHoundDownPlayer

2730 > CrpLichB

This right here is my Hound, and they'll mind your business for you. Just see if they don't.

2740 > CrpLichB

Oh, puppy, aren't you just a stitch! Puppy got you fine and proper, friend!

5660 > CrpLichD

Yes! The dog thing worked!

5670 > CrpLichD

A wounded animal won't crawl far.

6090 > CrpLichA

So the Hound finally earns its keep. About time.

6100 > CrpLichA

What are you waiting for, Hound? Finish it off!

7350 > CrpLichC

The Hound bites. The prey is down.

7360 > CrpLichC

Back, Hound. This kill is mine.

CrpLichHoundKillPlayer

2750 > CrpLichB

I am real sad that it's come to this, friend, but I consider it an honor that my Hound's the one to end your life.

2760 > CrpLichB

Give it a good shake, honey. Make sure it's good and dead.

5680 > CrpLichD

That's technically my kill. I get credit.

5690 > CrpLichD

Not bad! I should upgrade this thing!

6110 > CrpLichA

Don't look at me, Hound. I'm not cleaning up after you.

6120 > CrpLichA

I never knew the Orokin made dog chews.

7370 > CrpLichC

Too quick, Hound. I would have made the kill last longer.

7380 > CrpLichC

You thought you could face a Sister, and yet you fell to a mere apparatus.

CrpLichPlayerKillHound

2770 > CrpLichB

You BRUTE! You MONSTER!

2780 > CrpLichB

Oh my. You just worked her right over, din'cha.

5700 > CrpLichD

Get back up and fight, you useless object!

5710 > CrpLichD

But... that thing was built to be Warframe resistant...

6130 > CrpLichA

Great. Now I have to order another one.

6140 > CrpLichA

I'm going to do that to your favorite floof and make you watch!

7390 > CrpLichC

Finally, you show promise.

7400 > CrpLichC

It can be replaced. Can you?

CrpLichConsumeHound

2790 > CrpLichB

Mommy's real sorry, puppy, but she needs to eat you.

2800 > CrpLichB

Oh, don't look at me like that, puppy. After I devour you we'll be closer than ever!

5720 > CrpLichD

Hound's expendable. I'm not.

5730 > CrpLichD

Gonna get me some use out of this thing.

6150 > CrpLichA

Keep still, you useless Hound. I need to consume you.

6160 > CrpLichA

Proud, Tenno? Forcing me to consume my own pet to stay alive?

7410 > CrpLichC

Your life... for mine. My pet.

7420 > CrpLichC

See, Tenno. I consume the inefficient.

CrpLichDetHound

2810 > CrpLichB

Go boom for Mommy.

2820 > CrpLichB

I loved that Hound. It isn't right that you made me blow her up like that. I hope it just hurt you the awfullest.

5740 > CrpLichD

Save me! Self-destruct!

5750 > CrpLichD

Situation critical! Blow yourself up!

6170 > CrpLichA

Hound! Explode immediately!

6180 > CrpLichA

Hound, detonate yourself. It'll be a mercy.

7430 > CrpLichC

Do your final duty, Hound.

7440 > CrpLichC

Hound? Die for me.

LichAssFight

2920 > CrpLichB

Fighters, away! Handsome skyboys, I'll be waving from the bridge!

2930 > CrpLichB

Fill the sky with fighters like an angel choir! Sing!

5850 > CrpLichD

Brave Corpus fighter pilots, get out there and earn your pay.

5860 > CrpLichD

Your proud moment has come, fighter squadron number one-more-than-the-last-one!

6190 > CrpLichA

Why are there fighters that aren't even fighting yet? Do I need a chalkboard?

6200 > CrpLichA

Launch fighters! Why isn't there a button for that?

7540 > CrpLichC

Fighters? Swarm them.

7550 > CrpLichC

More fighters. Now.

LichAssCrew

2940 > CrpLichB

Pack lots of burly men into a Crewship and send it on over.

2950 > CrpLichB

Make ready the next Crewship. I farewell you... with a kiss!

5870 > CrpLichD

Let's launch a Crewship. That'll keep them busy.

5880 > CrpLichD

Remember, Crewship, your families get no compensation if you fail today!

6210 > CrpLichA

Crewship! Put yourselves between me and them.

6220 > CrpLichA

Huh. A Crewship I didn't know I had. Send it in.

7560 > CrpLichC

Another Crewship.

7570 > CrpLichC

Crewship. Launch.

CrpLichPreSpawn

8310 > Vala

Parvos Granum! This next candidate claims she has shed the bonds of idleness and aspires to become your Sister.

8320 > Vala

Candidate, you would be wise to remember your Tenets! Brother Parvos is watching.

8330 > Vala

Candidate, your accomplishments are many. Now prove yourself to our brother, Parvos Granum.

8340 > Vala

Brother! Another candidate steps forward in the hope of admission to our Sisterhood.

CrpLichPreEscape

8350 > Vala

She has eluded the Tenno. A strong candidate, but this was not her time.

8360 > Vala

The Tenno was too weak for her. We shall find her a more suitable match.

8370 > Vala

A draw. Impressive. Reward the candidate and return her to the queue.

8380 > Vala

Our candidate escaped. How embarrassing for the Tenno.

8390 > Vala

This Tenno is wasting your time, Brother Parvos. The candidate has eluded them.

8400 > Vala

We came to judge this candidate, but instead, she judged this Tenno... unworthy.

CrpLichLevelUp

8410 > Vala

Sister. You have been promoted.

8420 > Vala

You have proven true, Sister. A promotion is in order.

8430 > Vala

When a Sister distinguishes herself, she deserves... promotion.

8440 > Vala

I hereby promote you in rank and power. Use it.

CrpLichMaxLevel

8450 > Vala

Sister! We honor you with promotion to the highest rank!

8460 > Vala

You now receive the highest honor the Sisterhood can bestow.

CrpLichAssValaIntro

8470 > Vala

This is Sister Vala Glarios. Dispatching fleet support. We stand with you.

8480 > Vala

Sister. You have our brother's full support. Take what is yours.

8490 > Vala

Hold fast, Sister! Honor those who have gone before you!

8500 > Vala

Have faith, Sister. When your time comes, your Sisters shall sing. But your time is not yet.

CrpLichAssSpecterSpawn

8510 > Vala

Sister, your desire has been rewarded with protection from Brother Parvos. Deploying Specters. May they be your shields.

8520 > Vala

Fight well, Sister. Parvos sends you guardian Specters. Turn the strength of the Tenno back against them.

8530 > Vala

Specters! Stand by my Sister and shield her from all harm!

8540 > Vala

Authorizing protective Specter deployment. I shall not lose another of my Sisters.

CrpLichAssSpecterDead

8550 > Vala

Specters down. This must now be your final stand Sister.

8560 > Vala

Your guards have fallen. If you too must fall, exact a grievous price.

8570 > Vala

Specters destroyed. She has only herself now.

8580 > Vala

You stand undefended, Sister. Show them how hard we can fight.