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10 > Fib
Your attention please.
The Murmur threat demands immediate action. Our first order of business must be surveillance. An early detection system lest we be caught sans trousers.
You would agree that a Jahu Gargoyle installed within each Tenno Dojo is the obvious solution. Not a whisper could be uttered in the system without the connected Dojos overhearing it first.
Your compliance is appreciated. The Jahu Gargoyle awaits you within your Dojo - simply place it as a Decoration. The enemy does not hesitate. We must do no less.
FibonacciGargIntro
20 > Fib
Tenno? Can you hear me? Allow me to be the first to congratulate you on the laying of this, the foundation stone of a future both stable and secure. Your Dojo may now connect with others to form a mighty bastion against the Murmur's nullifying and relentless expansion. What? A miscalculation, surely...21 > Fib
Uh... New plan. The Gargoyle must be re-calibrated, DISCREETLY, as it would appear that, already, something is attempting ingress. I only calibrated for egress. Why did I only calibrate for egress? To the labs. To Effervo! Like, now! Quickly, to Effervo! Calm heads, everyone! Calm heads!AssIntroEvent
30 > Fib
Corrective measures, now! Pluck and de-feather those Void Angels! If you do not leave here with both Plume and Curse, my exceptional error will go forever uncorrected.40 > Fib
My design is flawed! The Gargoyle in your Dojo has a blind spot. Fell the Angel. Silence the Murmur. Then I may yet... adjust for this oversight.50 > Fib
I neglected to account for Void emergence within my own sphere! An angel must fall, and the Murmur must be hushed. Both things must happen here, in sequence! Lest our doors be perpetually flung wide to the horrors of the beyond.60 > Fib
A simple sequence.: Awaken. Pluck. Delete.70 > Fib
It is waking up. Un-make it, quickly now! Before my miscalculation takes effect... and draws the attention! Of the Murmur.AngelRetreat
80 > Bird
Mr Fish-o-nah-chee? It flew away! Hey! Chase it. Chase it!90 > Bird
Ooh that's loud. Well we're loud too! RARK! Go get 'em! RARK! Wuk.100 > Bird
They got wings, I got wings, they angels... am I an angel? DON'T PLUCK ME! THEY WENT THATTAWAY! RARK!AngelOrb
110 > Fib
A Dimensional Orb! Papa's research anticipated such wonders, though he never witnessed them himself. As a mathematician, I rejoice - as a sane being I feel my mind folding in on itself while screaming 'destroy it'.120 > Fib
The Dimensional Orb protects the Angel. Pass through to destroy it!AngelKilled
130 > Fib
Bird, a word: you saw nothing. You say nothing...yes?140 > Fib
Bird, you saw nothing, remember? Everybody's talking about you, Bird, because everybody knows Bird's as good as his word. Bird, bird?150 > Fib
Bird, keep that beak in the OFF position!160 > Fib
Bird, distract yourself with your favourite colour and forget what you heard! Good chap.170 > Fib
Now that was a scary dream, RIGHT BIRD? You can't see but I'm winking, I don't have eyelids.FragKilled
180 > Fib
You must become curse-bearer for my error to be rectified. Seize it. I must compensate for the blind spot.190 > Fib
Grasp that lingering curse and pray no one heard!200 > Fib
From that curse, I shall glean the knowledge to re-calibrate the Jahu Gargoyle.MissionComp
210 > Fib
Discretion. Bird. You. Discretion.220 > Fib
Curse-bearer, to the Gargoyle in your Dojo. Not a word.230 > Fib
Thank you curse-bearer. The error in my formula is... partly redeemed.240 > Fib
What happened here, did not happen. Savvy?250 > Fib
Now, a secret shared between... friends, yes?... is a secret made... sacrosanct. Yes? I can rely upon your... discretion?260 > Fib
Silently, quickly, traverse to your Dojo and feed the Gargoyle!270 > Fib
Bird, should you vow to forget this... oversight... I do solemnly swear to do all in my power to ensure you one day again nest beneath... sky blue.GargFeed
280 > Fib
This gargoyle feeds upon the corrupt and accursed energies of the Murmur. It enrages the Void Angels. This is your task, Tenno: destroy the Fragmented Ones. Draw their curse into yourself. An ordeal, but a noble one to be sure. Return to me here, and I shall absorb all trace of the curse.290 > Fib
Feeding this Gargoyle shall require an unfashionable activity known as 'work'. If you are not willing to commit, then perhaps your Dojo would be best kept as a playroom for truculent infants.RemoveCurse
300 > Fib
Ahhh. Recalibrating.310 > Fib
Mmhh. Delicious, yes.320 > Fib
Such exquisite despair.330 > Fib
Is that... all?340 > Fib
You are... purged. Go and become cursed once more.350 > Fib
I must have more. Recalibration takes energy you know.GargEventShop
360 > Fib
Rewards for your discretion concerning the um... my miscalculation.370 > Fib
Items of value, worth silence in the Sanctum, wouldn't you agree?380 > Fib
Immeasurably powerful things. Treasures. And they're only for you, so long as you don't puff a word of this in the Sanctum.390 > Fib
An error in your favor, I miscalculated the Gargoyle's Cry, but I also miscalculated the value of these items. They're cheap, biped, and they'll stay that way so long as the Sanctum's many ears catch no wind or word. Nod for yes.400 > Fib
One hears stories of demented architects. One does not expect to admire their work first-hand.410 > Fib
Do please remember that I can see everything that goes on in this Dojo. EVERYTHING.420 > Fib
You should invite some friends to explore this jolly maze you've built. Based on Escher was it?430 > Fib
Why not ask some guests from another Clan over to admire your handiwork? Think how jealous they would be of your Gargoyle.440 > Fib
Decluttering. Ever heard of it?450 > Fib
My humble tank is a palace compared to some Dojos I've seen. Real shit holes.460 > Fib
Who picked out the color scheme, and are they wanted for any additional offenses?470 > Fib
Thank you so much for bringing me into your home. You know, it's not quite as squalid as I had feared.480 > Fib
Were you aiming for a sort of... rococo... effect?EventCompInbox
490 > Fib
Tenno,
I was brash - thank you for banishing the Void Angels from the halls beyond the Sanctum. I thought it wiser to detect the Murmur getting out, but the real risk was Void Angels getting in.
Thank you. All of you, from those clans numbering but one, to the mighty coalitions encompassing thousands.
The Gargoyles are aligned. A proverbial net has been strung across the known system. The Angels are repelled. I hear them bellowing even now, in their cheated rage. The Indifference is caged and confined.
Should it break forth in some future time, those who stand against it then will look back on what you did this day and say: they did their part, all of them. And so shall we.
Be proud, Tenno. It is well deserved.
Fibonacci