FortTunnel

10 > Grnr

We maggots live - not long…

LichTease

10 > GrnQueensGrds

Sukjekkt found. Moderate clone rot. Initiating reclamation.

30 > GrnQueensGrds

Queens will not be pleased. Clone rot has gone too far. Send word.

40 > GrnQueensGrds

Sukjekkt found. In her name.

50 > GrnQueensGrds

Soldier - you have been nominated. Your glory awaits in her fortress.

60 > GrnQueensGrds

Sukjekkt found. Significant trauma. Removing to galleon to assess Kuva Lich viability.

70 > GrnQueensGrds

Inform the Queens we have found their sukjekkt.

80 > GrnQueensGrds

Sukjekkt secured. Removing from battlefield. Peezporr enkkaagge kraaft!

90 > GrnQueensGrds

The Queens have chosen you, soldier. You are to be… gifted.

100 > GrnQueensGrds

You are Queen-chosen, soldier. Greatness awaits you. Greatness… or perhaps death.

110 > GrnQueensGrds

We have the chosen sukjekkt. They will become Lich, or die.

WitchChamb

20 > Grnr

We hope. More life. Work. Kill… maybe Queens notice.

30 > Grnr

Maybe they share. The old blood.

WitchChambEnd

40 > Grnr

We are maggots. But… eventually… even maggots… can fly.

OnBlk

50 > Grnr

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!

LichIntroFire

60 > LichA

You might have forgotten the first time we met, but I've still got the third degree burns.

60 > LichC

I burned, I learned.

70 > LichA

It isn't that you immolated me. It isn't that I died. No. It's that now, the only thing I can smell is pork.

70 > LichC

Flames kill some... forge others.

80 > LichA

You introduced me to fire. We became friends. We don't like you.

80 > LichC

You incinerated me once, but you'll learn this: the only fire in which we burn, is time. And the blood of the Queens? Has rendered me... fire-proof.

90 > LichA

Time for a thermal facelift!

90 > LichC

Fire. Building a revenge is like building a fire. You wait, work, accumulate and then, at the right moment, toss the match.

1640 > LichB

Do you remember me, little Meat? The way you turned your fire on me, resculpting me? I'm not mad. I understand.

1650 > LichB

Fire runs through my body with the pain of loving you. Pain runs through my body with the fires of my love for you.

1660 > LichB

You dressed me in flame, little Meat. We shall be the envy of the ball, you and I.

1670 > LichB

Did you know that someone's body can burn for seven whole hours? Did you know that?

3060 > LichD

What you did to me. In my dreams I still burn, Tenno. In my dreams I still burn!

3070 > LichD

Rolled in pitch I was, by your dark desires. Set alight by your evil intent. But soon... soon... all scores shall be settled.

3080 > LichD

I've not felt a thing since the day you scored away my nerve endings with unholy fire. Not a wince. Not a tickle. What's left to fear now that you hosed my pain away?

3090 > LichD

Flame had its way with me, by the mocking flicker of firelight. Undid me, remade me, and now I come a-calling.

LichIntroElectric

100 > LichA

Ah Tenno. You lit up my life. And my body. And organs. And teeth. And now I'm gonna romance you just the same.

100 > LichC

Your voltage exceeded survivable tolerances. And yet, I live.

110 > LichA

Remember me? The energy between us is undeniable. Some might say... electric. Ha! You fried me is what I'm saying. Get ready to die.

110 > LichC

In a flash your current rewrote who I am. Optimized me. Focused me. On you.

120 > LichA

I'm gonna light you up like a Corpus showroom.

120 > LichC

I may be electric, but I'm anything but static.

130 > LichA

Your voltage contracted every muscle in my body hard enough to break every bone. Today the role of ME, will be played by YOU. Lights up!

130 > LichC

You thought you put me down. Instead... I was supercharged.

1680 > LichB

When you electrocuted me my eyes exploded. Isn't that funny?

1690 > LichB

With a tingle and a flash of light you granted me so many delicious new gifts. Let me thank you, little Meat. I insist.

1700 > LichB

I'm fully-charged and ready for playtime.

1710 > LichB

I was electrocuted and you, naughty little Meat... you're grounded.

3100 > LichD

Lightning struck more than twice, wicked one. Struck me again and again. I strike you, now, as your lightning once struck me.

3110 > LichD

The lightning-struck oak is the strongest of all. And so the lightning-struck Grineer?

3120 > LichD

Your electrickery robbed me of life, made me WISH I were dead, I was not. Make YOU wish, I think I will.

3130 > LichD

And zap! Just like that! I am back. Crackling with your electrickery. You ten-and-zero wish-to-be-hero. Hoist upon your snapping petard, you will be.

LichIntroIce

140 > LichA

I don't take kindly to being frozen solid.

140 > LichC

They say freezing to death is like going to sleep. No. It was an awakening.

150 > LichA

Giving me the cold shoulder? For that I think I'm gonna kick your... ICE! Hahahahaha..

150 > LichC

Since you froze me, I feel nothing. Numb. I do not feel the world. I do not feel. I am naught but my will. I will you... ill.

160 > LichA

Here's how you're getting out of here: frozen solid, covered in syrup and given to my kubrows as a sugar lick.

160 > LichC

With your freezing touch my blood pressure dropped to zero. My mind is clear. My thoughts... crystalline.

170 > LichA

I'm gonna freeze you, feed you feet first into a snowblower and spray what comes out all over Cetus.

170 > LichC

With cold comes silence. In silence, with cognitive processors supercooled, I can think. Plan. Execute.

1720 > LichB

If you snap-freeze and flash-fry someone they explode into bloody confetti. This is why I'm not allowed near weddings.

1730 > LichB

I had a long time to think, as I thawed out. Naughty little Meat. Naughty, naughty, little Meat.

1740 > LichB

I've always hated the cold.

1750 > LichB

Cold kills slowly. The last sense to go is hearing. That means the last voice you'll hear will be mine. Isn't that romantic?

3140 > LichD

How long I slept I do not know. But deep is the sleep of the one you froze.

3150 > LichD

Kuva is stronger than blood. Would not be stilled. By blizzard and flurry I'll see you killed.

3160 > LichD

To an endless winter you thought me consigned, by the power of your infant will. No. I think not.

3170 > LichD

By the power of your chilling will you imagined me dispatched. But I carry the old blood, and the old blood learns. Learned from you! Now... now my will knows your secrets.

LichIntroToxin

180 > LichA

Whatever poison you pumped me full of, Friend, it didn't do what you thought it would. Heh heh heh.

180 > LichC

Your poison did not kill. I evolved. You are no poisoner. You lie. You are a lie.

190 > LichA

The poison is in the dose, Friend. Whatever it was, turns out I'm partial to it. FEELING GOOD!

190 > LichC

If a poison does not poison it is not a poison. If a killer does not kill they are not a killer. Conclusion: you are not very good at your job.

200 > LichA

You make me sick, Tenno. No, I mean you literally have made me violently ill and now I'm comprised primarily of foreign bacteria.

200 > LichC

With the addition of your toxin, my body has become a laboratory. In it I develop new miracles. I open gateways... to death.

210 > LichA

Your toxin. IMAGINE if a hangover could kill you. Now imagine that hangover is a person. Surprise! It's me and I'm going to kill you.

1760 > LichB

Oh little Meat, tiny serpent with your tiny poison... did you really think you could kill a big. Mean. Dragon. Like me?

1770 > LichB

You imagine yourself toxic. I'll show you toxic.

1780 > LichB

I choked down enough poison from you to kill ten normal Grineer. But a Grineer who has shared the old blood? Is no. Normal. Grineer.

1790 > LichB

I am grateful for your toxin, little Meat. There was a little too much blood in my poisonstream.

3180 > LichD

The old blood learns fast. Passes on to me the secrets of your poison. Now those I possess... and soon more.

3190 > LichD

Your gift of poison has served me well. Rapidly through Grineer ranks I have risen, leaving bodies of friend and superior in my wake. Now I return your toxic favour.

3200 > LichD

A little poison in your ear, Tenno... a little blackness to shred your veins, muscle-lock those lungs, ferry the life from you on a wave of bile and nausea...

3210 > LichD

Swooning with nausea, I return. Your terror is a panacea, yes. Your pain, reprieve.

LichIntroDismember

220 > LichA

You tore me to pieces, Tenno. That wasn't very nice.

220 > LichC

Your dismemberment of me has not resulted in a conventional outcome.

230 > LichA

Do you have any idea what it takes to reattach severed limbs? You will.

230 > LichC

Arms. Legs. Organs. There is nothing you can take from me that I cannot replace. No Hell you can consign me to from which the blood of the Queens cannot retrieve me.

240 > LichA

You tore me limb from limb. But I've pulled myself together since then. Hah.

240 > LichC

The dismemberment you subjected me to was not my first. Will not be my last. Death is no solution to the problem of me.

250 > LichA

You know, as I watched you hack my limbs off, I thought to myself... "I really don't like this person."

250 > LichC

I have been bisected, dissected, autopsied, upgraded... the line between who I was and what I am erased and redrawn more times than I have bothered to record.

1800 > LichB

Anyone can hack someone to pieces. But it takes a GODDESS to put themselves back together again.

1810 > LichB

Did you know the human head lives for up to twenty seconds after decapitation? Why do I ask? Oh, no reason.

1820 > LichB

Flesh, can be replaced. Limbs, exchangeable. But my broken heart? You made off with that, didn't you, little Meat?

1830 > LichB

When skinning a person alive hypothermia is a risk. The victim may die too quickly. Remember this, should we ever meet in a warm room.

3220 > LichD

You took my arms, yes. And my legs. Yes, yes. And yet here I am. For the old blood never lets a chosen one sleep. Not even when ripped lengthwise, yes.

3230 > LichD

All debts, Tenno, must be paid, Tenno. To me is owed arms and legs. Arms for the ones you hacked off, legs for the ones you took from me. All debts must be paid.

3240 > LichD

I remember the dismembering. The sight of the world spinning away from my tumbling head, landing amidst my own scattered limbs. Revenge, yes, I think.

3250 > LichD

You picked me apart; a perverse child plucking legs from a fly. Grotesque. Nasty. Got m'limbs back, new ones, better ones. Gonna take yours.

LichIntroGeneric

260 > LichA

Word of advice: when you kill someone, make sure it takes!

260 > LichC

Your murder of me is now redefined as your attempted murder of me.

270 > LichA

I'm alive. Alive! Oh. Oh, Tenno. You have no idea what you have brought down upon your head.

270 > LichC

I am of the old blood. We do not die, foolish Adversary.

280 > LichA

Death... it's overrated, really.

280 > LichC

I am no stranger to the lands beyond Death. It is a sunless place, in a direction you cannot point to. Soon... you shall reside there.

290 > LichA

The next time you drop someone at death's door? Knock.

290 > LichC

My primate ancestors attempted to fell the moon by hurling stones at it. Your attempts to fell me are no different. You have been... out-evolved, Adversary.

1840 > LichB

How shocking it must have been for you, to have killed a girl, only to turn around and find the body... gone.

1850 > LichB

Right before someone dies their last word is almost always 'no'. It was my last word to you. Remember?

1860 > LichB

The Queens have ensured that I can play my games with you - and others like you - for a long, long time.

1870 > LichB

If all those I've killed were alive right now, do you know what they'd say? "Let me out! Let me out! Where am I? Oh Void it's so dark! AAAGH!"

3260 > LichD

Back from the dead I am. With business to settle. But done smartly. Wisely. Take from you quick smart, never know I was there, yes.

3270 > LichD

I carry the old blood. Cannot kill the Queen's Kuva. Was small once, am now the vessel of their red message. Hear it and die.

3280 > LichD

The old blood pumps within me. Bit-a-bump, bit-a-bump. The sound of your funeral march it is. Death's gaunt steed, and me astride it. Bittabumpbittabumpbittabump AHAHAHAHAA!

3290 > LichD

Hellooo! Back again. Can't die, won't die. Hahahahaaa...!

LichRemindTaunt

300 > LichA

I hope you haven't forgotten me, Tenno. I most certainly have not forgotten you.

300 > LichC

I can wait forever, Adversary. But I won't.

310 > LichA

You are dead already. I know it. The System knows it. My fifteen friends who are betting on it, know it.

310 > LichC

Your crime has not been forgotten, Adversary. Your crime of existence.

320 > LichA

Are you ignoring me, Tenno? You bruise my feelings.

320 > LichC

Your reactions fall within expected parameters. Outcomes have been mapped. Continue as you are. I shall be waiting.

330 > LichA

I've been taking time to work on... me.

330 > LichC

You can no more resolve a solution for the equation I represent than a kubrow might fathom a card trick.

340 > LichA

Yoo hoo. Snickety-snack, guess who's back?

340 > LichC

Think, Adversary. Fathom me. Find me. And die.

1880 > LichB

Hard-to-get isn't a good look for you, little Meat.

1890 > LichB

Are you receiving visitors?

1900 > LichB

Oh, you. Don't be in a snit. Let's talk, you silly thing.

1910 > LichB

You've been bad.

1920 > LichB

The chase continues, little Meat.

3300 > LichD

Kill you I will, yes. In a time of my choosing.

3310 > LichD

I know where you are. Floating, in your little ship. But I wait. Never see me coming.

3320 > LichD

I am alive, not dead. I am dead, not alive. Kill and live, live and kill. Hahahahaa.

3330 > LichD

The old blood smells what it hates, and it smells you. Nowhere to hide.

3340 > LichD

Nice Tenno. Good Tenno. We can be friends, yes? Tell me where you are, yes? Tell your friend WHERE YOU ARE!!!

LichControl

350 > LichA

I claim this territory in the name of... yours truly.

350 > LichC

Sector acquired.

360 > LichA

Mine. Sector's a dump, but it's my dump.

360 > LichC

The Sector is under control. Resistance crushed. Troops: begin optimizing the local workforce.

370 > LichA

Your little Lich is coming up in the world, Tenno.

370 > LichC

Witness. My control expands to a new sector. Accept: you lack the capacity to stop me. Resolve: to surrender or die. We shall speak again.

380 > LichA

I'll take that. Thaaank you. Somebody plant a flag.

380 > LichC

Dictating terms to relevant personages in mining, personnel and security. This Sector has a new master.

1930 > LichB

Ooooh. My playground expands.

1940 > LichB

More for me.

1950 > LichB

Lovely. Everything in its place.

1960 > LichB

I win. I am having so much fun with you, little Meat. What shall we play next?

3350 > LichD

Sector is miiiiiiine.

3360 > LichD

I claim this Sector for the Grineer, for the old blood, for the Queens! See how I serve you, mistresses! See!

3370 > LichD

Think you so smart, but see how I take! A whole Sector, just for me. None for you. Smart. Smart me, yes.

3380 > LichD

Oooh. Yes. Sector falls into my hands. All gone. All mine. Yes. Sector. Yes.

LichClues

390 > LichA

Take all the time you want, Tenno. I'm just getting stronger.

390 > LichC

You draw closer.

400 > LichA

You're getting waaaar-merrr.

400 > LichC

You apply what you have learned and draw a successful conclusion. Outcome: we are now in closer proximity.

410 > LichA

Bravo. You're getting closer. I really thought you'd be on me by now.

410 > LichC

You draw closer to me, according to the timetable I have set.

420 > LichA

We're one step closer to meeting face to face. I'm so excited.

420 > LichC

You draw closer. I pity you, this false moment of triumph before, head-high, you stride into the threshing jaws of what I truly am.

1970 > LichB

Clever clever, little Meat. You're getting warmer.

1980 > LichB

Come and get me.

1990 > LichB

Oh. I see you. Can you see me? You're much closer now.

2000 > LichB

Yes yes, you're very clever. You still haven't found me though, have you?

3390 > LichD

Oooh, getting closer.

3400 > LichD

Yes, yes. Closer. Yes.

3410 > LichD

Are you looking for little me? ha ha ha. I can almost see you from here, yes.

3420 > LichD

The Tenno draws closer. Soon the blood shall kill what it hates.

LichDefeatTaunt

430 > LichA

Oh! Tenno! You left something behind! I think it was your dignity.

430 > LichC

Do not follow me, Adversary. It will not end well for you.

440 > LichA

Know your limitations, Friend. But I appreciate how difficult that must be given you have so many of them.

440 > LichC

I have the advantage, the strength, and the training. You have an opportunity to learn. Abandon this futile quest.

450 > LichA

HAHAHAHA! Ah! The look! The look on your dumb dead face! AHH HAHAHAHAHA!

450 > LichC

Adversary. Return to fighting Corpus, tubemen, Infested. Tell yourself: you are a hero. Leave the business of shaping the future to others. You do not belong here.

2010 > LichB

Know your place, little Meat.

2020 > LichB

Oh, little Meat.

2030 > LichB

Did you fall down?

3430 > LichD

Ha ha ha ha! Ha ha! Yes! Yes! I kill! I KILLLL! See me Queens! SEE MEEEE!

3440 > LichD

You stronger, but me sneakier. Sneaky wins. Strong can't smash what strong never knew was there. Ha ha ha.

3450 > LichD

You are hated. You are dead. Yes.

LichTax

460 > LichA

I think I have something of yours? AHAHAHAHA!

460 > LichC

All who pass through my Sector must pay the tax. You are no exception, my little Adversary.

470 > LichA

Yoink! What was yours is now mine. Bye bye.

470 > LichC

Adversary: I have taken my tithe, as is my right as holder of this Sector.

480 > LichA

Wallet feeling a little light, Friend? Heh heh heh heh.

480 > LichC

I take your coin as easily as I take your life, your power, your joy.

490 > LichA

Operating in MY sector, Friend? Time to pay the idiot tax.

490 > LichC

Tithe accepted. You may go.

2040 > LichB

I didn't say you could play here. Now give me that.

2050 > LichB

Everyone pays in my playground. One way or the other.

2060 > LichB

Oh, little Meat. Too kind. I shall buy something lovely with this. A germ weapon, perhaps.

2070 > LichB

A little treat from my little Meat. Thank you, darling.

3460 > LichD

You earn. I take. Now I make the rules, yes?

3470 > LichD

My Sector. My rules. Your money? My money.

3480 > LichD

Everyone who passes through my Sector pays tax to Lord Me. Yes. My Sector, my kingdom, you pay.

3490 > LichD

This all you got? Hmm. Next time you pay more, Tenno. Now go.

LichBattleTaunt

500 > LichA

So, I can do violent and messy or messy and violent. Any preferences?

500 > LichC

I see you, Adversary, and I adapt.

510 > LichA

I think they're scared. Comrades, are they scared? I think they're scared.

510 > LichC

Futile.

520 > LichA

Naughty, naughty.

520 > LichC

Ineffective.

530 > LichA

You can't kill me if you keep hitting me in the bits I've had replaced.

530 > LichC

An obvious tactic.

540 > LichA

Oh no, you don't. Get back here and take what's coming to you.

540 > LichC

A pedestrian maneuvre.

550 > LichC

You fight one gifted the old blood - the Queen's kuva. Death will not end me.

560 > LichA

Nice helmet. I'll use it to serve dip.

560 > LichC

Mediocre.

2080 > LichB

2090 > LichB

I do love our bouts.

2100 > LichB

I'll miss you, little Meat.

2110 > LichB

Show me what you have learned. I have learned that it takes only eight pounds of force to remove a human ear.

2120 > LichB

Oh now now now now now. Don't make me forgive you. Not again.

2130 > LichB

Oh no you don't. Get back here.

2140 > LichB

Are you holding back?

3500 > LichD

What'd I do? What'd I do?

3510 > LichD

Don't hurt me!

3520 > LichD

I kill you I stab you I shoot you! AAH! AAAH!

3530 > LichD

Give me power Queens! Aid me in squashing this stinky, squamous, slugly Tenno-thing!

3540 > LichD

Ha ha! Tenno not know what they fight! Not know the POWER of the OLD BLOOD!

3550 > LichD

No! Back! I bleed you!

3560 > LichD

LichDownPlayer

570 > LichA

Please, Friend, tell me that's not all you got?

570 > LichC

Pathetic.

580 > LichA

Did you trip?

580 > LichC

Feeble.

590 > LichA

Having a little trouble, I see?

590 > LichC

Pitiful.

600 > LichA

Oops. Did I do that?

600 > LichC

Inadequate.

2150 > LichB

Oops!

2160 > LichB

2170 > LichB

And now I have you right... where... I want you.

2180 > LichB

You tried your best, didn't you? Here. Let me help.

3570 > LichD

AH HAHAHA! HAAAAA!

3580 > LichD

Now... the sticking and the cutting and the wetness, yes.

3590 > LichD

See you now! Wriggling like a grub! Waggling like a flipped little terrapin! Belly all white and succulent! HAHAA!

3600 > LichD

Now you die, Tenno. Now you die.

LichKillPlayer

610 > LichA

Now you know how it feels, Friend.

610 > LichC

Task complete.

620 > LichA

Uuugh. Nasty.

620 > LichC

Conflict resolved.

630 > LichA

You folded up like a dead man's spine, didn't ya?

630 > LichC

Outcome has been determined.

2190 > LichB

Good night, darling.

2200 > LichB

I think you love me because you want to die.

2210 > LichB

What is this like... for you?

3610 > LichD

I win! I WIN! Now you see. NOW EVERYONE SEES!

3620 > LichD

Yes, Tenno. Now you slack-bodied. Now you fish-cold. Now you understand. Me... is *old*. *Blood.* You. Is just. Bloody. Hahahahaaa.

3630 > LichD

You fight, you lose. You get, I take. You *learn*, yes. Queens knew: me special. Now you learn, too.

LichLowHealth

640 > LichA

Oh. I can taste my spleen. That's not good.

640 > LichC

Bodily stress... exceeds... engineering... tolerances.

650 > LichA

I'm just going to come back as somethin' even more horrible.

650 > LichC

I have not... planned... for this... contingency.

660 > LichA

Easy come, easy go.

660 > LichC

Probability... mapping... has... failed... me.

670 > LichA

Thank you... for keeping this... interesting.

670 > LichC

Queens! I am in need!

2220 > LichB

Ah well...

2230 > LichB

Oh, little Meat. I will not die easily. The Old Blood flows within me, deathless.

2240 > LichB

Death is my lover, little Meat. She has held me closer than this.

2250 > LichB

Perhaps you deserve this. We both do.

3640 > LichD

Me... miscalculated.

3650 > LichD

3660 > LichD

It hurts... it hurts...

3670 > LichD

No. Wait. Let's talk, yes?

LichStalkIntro

680 > LichA

Found you!

680 > LichC

Your arrival is noted. Your expulsion inevitable. Proceed.

690 > LichA

Friend! It's been too long.

690 > LichC

Encounter: modeled. There are three solutions in which you win, 439 in which you die. Your move.

700 > LichA

Wakey, wakey!

700 > LichC

You shall die, and I shall allow myself... enjoyment.

710 > LichA

I am the hunter, you are the prey. That's how this works! Questions?

710 > LichC

I am here.

720 > LichA

Friend, Friend, Friend. We keep meeting like this.

720 > LichC

Prepare.

2260 > LichB

Remember how much fun we had when you killed me?

2270 > LichB

I forgive you for what you did.

2280 > LichB

I remember every moment we've shared. Every touch. Every lash. Every wound.

2290 > LichB

You are mine, little Meat. No-one else's.

2300 > LichB

This has to hurt, little Meat. Or else why bother?

3680 > LichD

I seeeee you... hahahaha...

3690 > LichD

Where you look... I am not. And then, suddenly, I am.

3700 > LichD

Never safe no no no. I find you. My blade soon calls your heart its home.

3710 > LichD

So certain you were, so safe. You will not be remembered.

3720 > LichD

I find you. I take you. Like plucking fruit from a tree.

LichDefeated

730 > LichA

You won't get rid of me that easily. I'll be back, Tenno! Oh, I'll be back!

730 > LichC

Engagement aborted. Self-extracting!

740 > LichA

Hahaha, Ta ta, Tenno.

740 > LichC

Troops! Your commander is exfiltrating!

750 > LichA

Until next time, Friend.

750 > LichC

Very well. I am terminating this engagement. We shall meet again.

760 > LichA

Ugh. For the love of... Fine. Lich out.

760 > LichC

Until next time, Adversary.

770 > LichA

Won't lie, this literally always hurts.

770 > LichC

Fascinating. I shall factor this experience into future engagement models. Farewell.

2310 > LichB

You thought you had me.

2320 > LichB

I love you. To death. 'til next time.

2330 > LichB

I know you didn't mean any of that. Farewell, little Meat.

2340 > LichB

Oh. Look at you, standing up for yourself. So long, little Meat.

2350 > LichB

My love cannot be contained any more than it can be killed. And so, I go.

3730 > LichD

NO!

3740 > LichD

You will not slay. I slip away, to return to stab again one day. Yes yes yes.

3750 > LichD

You let me live, yes? You not follow, yes? Let Lich go, live and let live, yes yes yes?

3760 > LichD

I am sorry, mighty Tenno! Kind Tenno! Lich did offend! Bad Lich! Lich departs, yes? Lich bothers nevermore kind Tenno, good Tenno!

3770 > LichD

I run! I RUN! AAAAH!

LichAssTaunt

780 > LichA

Friend! I've been waiting so long.

780 > LichC

You overestimate your abilities, Adversary.

790 > LichA

Ten-Oh. That's my inevitable score, meatsack.

790 > LichC

You have made a tactical error in coming here, Adversary.

800 > LichA

Ugh. This one again.

800 > LichC

I have learned a great deal since last we met. You shall regret pursuing me.

810 > LichA

97 hits. Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, then me hitting you 95 more times.

810 > LichC

Your strategy is unsound: a byproduct of emotional motivations and reactive thinking. It shall be your undoing.

820 > LichA

What is this? Baby's First Vendetta?

820 > LichC

The supposed hunter arrives, nostrils flared, chest full of hubris. Very well. We have time for one quick lesson.

2360 > LichB

Little Meat. This fight won't be like the last time, I can promise you that .

2370 > LichB

Oh. Little Meat. Really? The system won't be the same without you.

2380 > LichB

I suppose there is a time for everything. Even this. So be it.

2390 > LichB

Little Meat, you really cannot keep interfering like this. You know I have to stop you.

2400 > LichB

When you get to Hell, say hello to all the other Tenno I've put down.

3780 > LichD

Tenno comes to kill me. Kill me! Will. Not.

3790 > LichD

Tip-toe tip-toe comes the Ten-no. Heheheheheheheh...

3800 > LichD

Found me you did. Hate you I do. Hold your heart in my hand I will, whisper shhhhhhh shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

3810 > LichD

No. No! NO! Found me! Found me you did! I's not ready! I'S NEED MORE TIIIIIME!

3820 > LichD

Tenno? Tenno?! HERE?!? Protec' me! You! And you and you and you! Alla you! Protec' your Lich! I... I needs to think! GO!

LichAssLevelUp

830 > LichA

Every day in every way I just get better and better.

830 > LichC

I have upgraded.

840 > LichA

Oh, YES!

840 > LichC

I continue to improve.

850 > LichA

Oh, Tenno. I'm a whole new me.

850 > LichC

The more you resist, the stronger I grow. The greater the adversity, the faster I evolve.

860 > LichA

Better, stronger... cuter. You behold the Queens' number one son.

860 > LichC

I grow.. I evolve. What wonders the old blood has revealed to me.

870 > LichA

I'm growing in power, Friend. Stop me if you can. While you still can.

870 > LichC

I evolve. To what heights might I reach? The stars themselves graze against my straining fingertips. Thank you, Queens, for the gift of your blood.

2410 > LichB

To think... of all those I've killed... how they gave themselves, just to get little me to where I am today. Thank you. Thank you all.

2420 > LichB

Little Meat. Do you see? I'm magnificent, darling. Let me... let me show you.

2430 > LichB

The Queens. They like me. They really like me.

2440 > LichB

The Queens... the Kuva... have bestowed upon me new gifts.

2450 > LichB

The pain. The blood. The death. All for you, my Queens. It was all for you.

3830 > LichD

I grows up! I gets bigger! Yes! Yes....

3840 > LichD

More power! More stronger! More respect! Thank you, Queens! Proud. I make you *proud*.

3850 > LichD

Pain. You give pain. The old blood... likes it. Old blood learns from pain. *Grows.* I grow, Tenno. I GROW.

3860 > LichD

More. More! MOOOOOORE!

3870 > LichD

AAH! It hurts! IT HUUURTS! *gasps* Yes. YES! AHAHAHAHAAA! Next time, slippery Tenno. Next time we meet, you meet stronger Lich. Next time... you get *squashed!*

LichAssMaxLevel

880 > LichA

I told you I was unstoppable. Now you'll see what a fully evolved Kuva Lich can do.

880 > LichC

There is... nothing... left... within myself... to... conquer. I. AM. OPTIMIZED.

890 > LichA

You should have stopped me when you had a chance. Now I'm top of the food chain. And you're lunch.

890 > LichC

I am whole, complete, final. I am, at last, the warrior the Queens intended for me to be. I AM! THE OLD BLOOD!

2460 > LichB

The Queens' vision of a new Grineer... the apex made manifest. In me. Now... now my great, red work truly begins.

2470 > LichB

Yes. This was always meant to be mine. All my work, the long harvest, the landscapes of carrion... all for this. Every scream, every strangulation, every exterminated city... worthwhile.

3880 > LichD

Has your Lich made you proud, Queens? Have they? For this one... this one.. has... ASCENDED. Is STRONGEST! NOW! AND! FOREVER!

3890 > LichD

Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh! HEH HEH HA HA HA HA! No longer a squishy little Lich! Now big! Important! GOD! YES! YEEEESS!

LichAssHarvest

930 > LichA

Oh, come on--AAAGH!

930 > LichC

My Queens. Forgive me.

940 > LichA

Well, fair's fair HUKKK!

940 > LichC

Unacceptable.

950 > LichA

You win some, you lose some HORKK!

950 > LichC

I have failed.

2510 > LichB

And so it goes...

2520 > LichB

Our... affair... is... concluded. For now.

2530 > LichB

Until we meet again, little Meat.

3930 > LichD

MY QUEENS!!

3940 > LichD

WaitwaitNOOOOO!!

3950 > LichD

Not to Lich not to good Lich NOOOOO!!

LichAssConvert

960 > LichA

A smart choice worm... I-I mean 'Friend'.

960 > LichC

Allegiance or death? Nothing is gained from death. And so: allegiance.

970 > LichA

If the Queens ever find out I'm dead meat, but... deal.

970 > LichC

Very well. I concede. We are allied.

980 > LichA

Sure Friend, why not? No hard feelings?

980 > LichC

Very well, Adversary. You have my sword. Forgive me, my Queens.

2540 > LichB

I knew you wanted me.

2550 > LichB

Are we ready for this? Very well. Let's explore the possibilities.

2560 > LichB

It was always going to be this way. We were meant for each other.

3960 > LichD

I... choose to live. Lich is sure Queens would understand.

3970 > LichD

Yes yes Tenno is boss now yes not Queens no more but Tenno. Shake.

3980 > LichD

Okay. As long as you promise not to hurt. Blood swear? Yes?  Okay. Lich is loyal. I guess.

LichConvertHelpIntro

990 > LichA

Here to help! And you thought I'd betray you. Heh.

990 > LichC

Are you trying to get yourself killed? Allow me to assist.

1000 > LichA

Let's get started. I need to work off some of this tube weight.

1000 > LichC

Allow me to optimize your combat strategy.

1010 > LichA

Never fear, your right-hand Grineer is here.

1010 > LichC

My assistance will increase your probability of success considerably.

1020 > LichA

Enemies! Prepare to be hammered in your reproductive organs!

1020 > LichC

Permit me to assist.

2570 > LichB

I'm here, darling.

2580 > LichB

Oh, aren't you going to introduce me to your little playmates?

2590 > LichB

I was in the area, heard the screams, and thought, 'I'll just bet that's my little darling.' And here you are!

2600 > LichB

Darling, you shouldn't have. All these lovely warm bodies, just waiting to be opened up like presents. I'm the luckiest girl in the System.

3990 > LichD

I come! I help!

4000 > LichD

Oh no, silly Tenno. Here, me show you how.

4010 > LichD

AAH! No hurt them! I kill you! AAAAH!

4020 > LichD

No no no. *You* kills *them*. Simple mistake. Me show you how.

LichConvertHelpOutro

1030 > LichA

Til next time, Friend.

1030 > LichC

Victory criteria have been successfully met. Exfiltrating.

1040 > LichA

I can hear the survivors screaming in terror. Hilarious.

1040 > LichC

Efficient and effective. I take my leave.

1050 > LichA

Well, that was fun.

1050 > LichC

Until we meet again.

1060 > LichA

Now that we're warmed up, what's next?

1060 > LichC

My obligations here are concluded. By your leave.

2610 > LichB

There. That's better.

2620 > LichB

I do so love your gift for conflict resolution. I could watch all day.

2630 > LichB

I just knew we could make this relationship work.

2640 > LichB

Those mean old Queens were quite angry with me, running off with you like this. But it's worth it.

4030 > LichD

And me tube brothers said me a loser. LOOK AT ME NOW!

4040 > LichD

Oh. We done?

4050 > LichD

You lucky me was in area.

4060 > LichD

Same time tomorrow?

LichConvertHelpKilled

1070 > LichA

You win some... you lose some...

1070 > LichC

I am overwhelmed. Learn from my failure.

1080 > LichA

You have to go one without me, Friend. This Grineer... falls.

1080 > LichC

My defeat has bought you time. Exploit it!

1090 > LichA

Ouch. Got me right in the roto-spleen.

1090 > LichC

The enemy has removed me from this equation. Adjust and conquer!

2650 > LichB

Farewell... my darling...

2660 > LichB

My apologies, darling. I must... leave you.

2670 > LichB

And so, I take my leave.

4070 > LichD

Agh! Me feels the cold embrace of death! See you tomorrow.

4080 > LichD

Sorry, boss. I fall down.

4090 > LichD

Ooh. Aagh. Eegh. Oh. Oook. Ugh. Aaaaargh. erg.

LichQuirkFearSpace

1100 > LichA

Space. Spaaace! Limitless… void! Crushing existential dread! Get it together Lich...

1100 > LichC

Space! Infinite... Space! Should never have come here!

1110 > LichA

I hate space. If I wanted to be crushed by infinite meaninglessness I'd read your diary.

1110 > LichC

Space. Gulfs. Of Space. Incalculable void. My mind... a recursive... plummeting... loop... AAAGH!

2680 > LichB

No no. Too high. Too far. Get me back on the ground! Get me… back on the ground!

2690 > LichB

Space! Who planned this! Get me out of here. GET ME OUT OF HERE!

4100 > LichD

OK. Enough... enough time in space. Ground now, yes? Yes. Ground. GROUND. GROUUUND!

4110 > LichD

Space. So... so much space. Me. So small. Small me. Nothing me. Floating. Floating forever. FOREVER!  AAGH! AAGH! AAGH!

LichQuirkFearKubrow

1120 > LichA

Good doggie… GOOD DOGGIE! AAAAGH!

1120 > LichC

Aah! Back! Back foul beast!

1130 > LichA

Good kubrow. Who's a good kubrow? Back. Back! GET BACK YOU MUTT!

1130 > LichC

A kubrow. I am processing... terror.

2700 > LichB

No! Nononono! Not Kubrows! NOT KUBROWS!

2710 > LichB

Kubrows? No. No! Not again. Not after last time!!

4120 > LichD

Kubrow! With the biting and the gnashing and the bark bark bark! No no NOOOO!

4130 > LichD

No kubrow! Call it off! Good Tenno! Call it OOOOFFF!!

LichQuirkBloodhound

1140 > LichA

Theeeere you are…

1140 > LichC

I may not see you, but I smell you.

1150 > LichA

Either I need to swab out my pits, or... there's a Tenno in here.

1150 > LichC

I smell you. You are... close.

2720 > LichB

Your delicate scent betrays you, little Meat. I know you are here.

2730 > LichB

Little Meat. I'd know your scent anywhere.

4140 > LichD

I smeeeell yooou...

4150 > LichD

Can hide your awful Tenno body. Cannot hide your awful Tenno stink.

LichQuirkFearHeights

1160 > LichA

Too high, too high…

1160 > LichC

Vision spinning... breath... short. Altitude...  I have to get away! Away! AWAY!

1170 > LichA

Last person I saw drop from this height... exploded like a bag of soup. I Gotta get away... now.

1170 > LichC

No. Too close... too close to the edge. No more! NO MORE!

2740 > LichB

Oh my. Get me down. Get me down. GET ME DOWN.

2750 > LichB

Oh. Please, let's move this away from the edge, hmm? I'm asking you nicely… I HAVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE EDGE!

4160 > LichD

AAH! CLIFF! AAH!

4170 > LichD

AAH! ME TERRIBLE WITH HEIGHTS! AAAH!

LichQuirkFearChildren

1180 > LichA

Ugh… brats… sticky hands and… shrieking voices! Stay away!

1180 > LichC

Children? Children! Unevolved, undeveloped, single-function, parasitic lifeforms! Too human... TOO HUMAN! AWAY!

1190 > LichA

Agh! Furious children! Coming for meee! This is just like that dream I had!

1190 > LichC

Human... human children? From a... human mother? No. Too much. I cannot bear it. AWAY!  AWAY!

2760 > LichB

Aaah! Children!

2770 > LichB

Children? CHILDREN? Away you brats! AWAY!

4180 > LichD

AAAH! CHILDREN! LIKE UNCOOKED TUBEMEN! AAAH!

4190 > LichD

Away from me kiddies! Little not-men! Little not-ripes! All wrong! ALL WRONG!

LichQuirkHateChildren

1200 > LichA

C'mere you little worm. Time for a spanking.

1200 > LichC

Come and get it you little BRAT.

1210 > LichA

Oh! Kids! I hate kids.

1210 > LichC

Children! Your lack of evolution offends me! Your presence here will not be TOLERATED!

2780 > LichB

Oh, the little ankle-biters think they can take on the big scary Grineer.

2790 > LichB

Hahaha! Oh, children. I'm about to teach you a VERY important lesson. In HUMILITY.

4200 > LichD

Me gonna squash the little not-ripe tube men! The little brats. Squash!

4210 > LichD

Me properly cooked! Kiddies half-cooked, not right, all wrong. Me fix the all wrong! FIX!

LichQuirkParanoid

1220 > LichA

I've heard the muttering… the scheming… the plotting behind my back. I know. Oh, I know…

1220 > LichC

Every Grineer traitor has a tell. And when I see that tell… it's lights out.

1230 > LichA

Men: sure, I may be paranoid... but that doesn't mean EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ISN'T BACKSTABBING SCUM!

1230 > LichC

Traitors executed. Ranks optimized.

2800 > LichB

THAT'S what traitors get for talking behind my back! Summary dismissal, without references. Or burial.

2810 > LichB

Traitor! And as for the rrrrrest of you! I'll find his little compatriots! Oh yes. And when I do. Ooooh, when I do.

4220 > LichD

DIE! Me never liked that guy anyway.

4230 > LichD

Me gave you an order, Tube Man! Anyone else feel like a debate?

LichQuirkPyro

1240 > LichA

Burn. BURN. BURN!!!

1240 > LichC

Witness the universe in a tongue of flame! As it licks the very flesh from your snotty little bones…

1250 > LichA

You are gonna light up like a little girl seeing her first Pobber.

1250 > LichC

Flame! Efficiency made manifest!

2820 > LichB

Love and flame, little Meat. Both burn, both hurt, both kill.

2830 > LichB

You'll make such a pretty candle, little Meat. Such a pretty, pretty candle.

4240 > LichD

Fire Fire Fire! Ooh, gives me an idea...

4250 > LichD

Pretty flame! Pretty fire! More pretty! More flame! MORE FIRE!

LichQuirkFearNature

1260 > LichA

This void-forsaken place… is… an abomination... AND I CANT STOP ITCHING!

1260 > LichC

'Nature'. A festering cesspit of allergens… and… IRRITANTS!

1270 > LichA

Bugs in my ARMOR! This thing's air tight! HOW? AAGH!

1270 > LichC

Nay-churrr.... Variables. Detail. Variables. Movement. Variables! Odors, colors, barometric fluctuations, atmospheric agitation...! VARIABLES!

2840 > LichB

Nature. Bugs. Filth. Crawling, burbling, rustling, multi-legged, susurrations of feelers and eyes, and AAAAAGH!

2850 > LichB

You do understand that 'dirt' is just another word for 'filth'? This entire planet is made of... f... feculence. I'll never get clean. I'LL NEVER GET CLEAN.

4260 > LichD

Nature. Green things. Me no like green things. Crawly things. Slippery things. Bitey things. Nature bad! YES NATURE BAD!

4270 > LichD

The mud suckings, the greeny things whisperings, the shadows flitting and moving, and eyes! Eyes everywhere. Me must flee this wild place! Flee at once! FLEE!

LichQuirkBalance

1280 > LichA

Ugh! My dignity!

1280 > LichC

Ugh. Down I go. Again.

1290 > LichA

My sense of balance is the worst.

1290 > LichC

Gyroscopic malfunction! Destabilized!

2860 > LichB

How dare you!

2870 > LichB

How could you? You know I have an unusually high center of gravity.

4280 > LichD

Agh! Me fall down AGAIN?!

4290 > LichD

Me fall down, me stand up, me fall down, me stand up! AGH!

LichQuirkVain

1300 > LichA

Loo-king GOOD.

1300 > LichC

You really can't improve upon perfection.

1310 > LichA

I'm either loved or hated... just because I'm so beautiful.

1310 > LichC

Visual feedback confirms a Platonic ideal of perfection/imperfection. I am pretty.

2880 > LichB

Armor polished. Presentation impeccable. I am the very vision of a modern major murderer.

2890 > LichB

Allow me to provide a lesson in personal style, little Meat. You don't have to die... shabby.

4300 > LichD

Me soooo pretty.

4310 > LichD

Me good looking tube-man. Me prime specimen, yes indeed. Ugly Tenno fight because ugly Tenno jealous.

LichQuirkFearAlone

1320 > LichA

Come on, Tenno. Me, by myself? That's hardly a fair fight. Be a good sport.

1320 > LichC

Outnumbered! Engagement is tactically unsound. Rethinking strategy!

1330 > LichA

Uh... I appear to be in this fight... alone. Could we possibly reschedule?

1330 > LichC

Allies all gone. Odds of success falling. Help! I need help!

2900 > LichB

It... would appear... I am... now... unaccompanied... and... am, therefore... leaving.

2910 > LichB

Why are all my men dead? Why am I now undefended? I was assured they were the best! I CANNOT WORK LIKE THIS. Goodbye.

4320 > LichD

Wait. Where my backup go? Oh. All dead. AAAAGH!

4330 > LichD

Me running now to lull you into false sense of security, not because all my backup dead. AAGH!

LichQuirkLoner

1340 > LichA

Finally just us. Those others were just holding me back.

1340 > LichC

Reinforcements are superfluous to needs. The strategy coalesces. I am focused.

1350 > LichA

One-on-one. Just how I like it.

1350 > LichC

Alone at last. Just you and me.

2920 > LichB

Ah. Alone at last. Time to let my hair down and slice my way into aaaall your delicious little secrets.

2930 > LichB

Those troopers were cheap and expendable anyway. You did me a favor. Now I can really cut loose.

4340 > LichD

Finally all alone. Troopers all gone. Room to really flex on stupid Tenno.

4350 > LichD

You kill my men, only make me angrier. Stupid Tenno. Now you really feel pain.

LichQuirkHateInfested

1360 > LichA

Festering! Writhing! Filth! DIE!

1360 > LichC

Infested filth! I consign you to the void!

1370 > LichA

Infested. I HATE Infested. RAAARGH!

1370 > LichC

Infested? Priority Target. Eradicating filth.

2940 > LichB

Infested. Infested! INFESTED! KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT!

2950 > LichB

Infested. Like a dream of everyone I've ever eviscerated come crawling back to drown me in cold, glistening innards. Die. DiedieDIEDIEDIE!!

4360 > LichD

Infested! Writhing, snotty Infested! KILL!

4370 > LichD

Ugh! Infested! So gross. So disgusting. Hate Infested! HATE!!

LichQuirkHateCorpus

1380 > LichA

Oh, hey! Corpus! How's it going pencilnecks? RAAARGH!

1380 > LichC

Death! To the Corpus!

1390 > LichA

Excuse me one moment, Friend. I have Corpus bugs to squash!

1390 > LichC

Corpus targets. Negative: Adversary is priority. Kill Corpus. Negative... nyaagh... KILL CORPUS!

2960 > LichB

Corpus. How dull. Die, you boring little men.

2970 > LichB

Corpus, Corpus, Corpus. Boring, Boring, Boring, you really really must leave this party immediately and, above all, violently thank you!

4380 > LichD

Corpus? CORPUS? Shiny, smug, think-so-smart stupid Corpus?! KILL!!

4390 > LichD

COOOOORPUUUUUSSSS?! Excuse me, Tenno. Me have old score to settle. KILL CORPUS!!

LichQuirkHunter

1400 > LichA

You are a fine trophy, Tenno. But this particular beast has caught my eye...

1400 > LichC

A moment, Adversary. I have spotted a prize specimen I simply must have for my wall.

1410 > LichA

Okay, you won't understand, but I HAVE to have that critter. For my collection. Let's just put this on hold for five minutes.

1410 > LichC

Pristine fauna specimen. Collection will take but a moment. Reprioritizing target.

2980 > LichB

Oh! What a cutie little critter! I simply must kill it.

2990 > LichB

What is that thing. That... that four-legged thing, looking at me. Kill it. I have to kill it. Stop looking at me like that! STOP IT!

4400 > LichD

Wait! Waitwaitwait! Pretty animal! Must have pretty animal. Yes. Here pretty pretty pretty.

4410 > LichD

Animal. Pretty animal. Here pretty pretty. Me want. Me KILL!

LichQuirkCoward

1420 > LichA

I can see, I'm outmatched! Good day, Tenno!

1420 > LichC

I have... overestimated my capabilities. Withdrawing. Withdrawing.

1430 > LichA

Well, I don't remember you being quite so... potent. Running away!

1430 > LichC

Adversary more competent than modeled. Withdrawing to restrategize.

3000 > LichB

You should let a girl know they will be facing you... under-matched. What am I supposed to do now? Run? So undignified.

3010 > LichB

You've... grown. That's no fun. Time to leave.

4420 > LichD

No! Please! Do not hurt! DO NOT HURT! AAAH!

4430 > LichD

What? I am outnumbered! Run away! RUN AWAY!

LichQuirkDeserter

1440 > LichA

Wait... if you can kill an Eximus... then... conceivably... you could kill... me? RUN!

1440 > LichC

If... if you could defeat an Eximus...! I must fall back... to rethink!

1450 > LichA

Troops! Hold them off while I go for reinforcements! For the Queens!

1450 > LichC

Reassessing: Adversary more formidable than anticipated. Query: have you been working out? Strategy: retreat.

3020 > LichB

You kill my lackeys, now you kill my shiniest. I liked those! I don't want to play with you anymore, little Meat.

3030 > LichB

My finest. You killed my finest. YOU KILLED MY FINEST. I thought you liked me. I'm leaving.

4440 > LichD

No! Get up, Eximus! Get up! Save your liege! Save me from Tenno! AAAGH!

4450 > LichD

You... you killed my Eximus. Me's did not plan for that. I... I go now. AAAAAH!

LichQuirkHungry

1460 > LichA

Spreading terror certainly builds up an appetite.

1460 > LichC

Nutrient levels low. Consuming vitamin slurry...

1470 > LichA

Mmm... Mmm. Tastes better than victory.

1470 > LichC

Refilling nutrient levels. One moment.

3040 > LichB

A small morsel, something light. A girl has to keep up her strength.

3050 > LichB

Time for a little meat, little Meat. And then... then the main course.

4460 > LichD

Snacky snacky snacky...

4470 > LichD

Mmm