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ExtermStart

10 > Quincy

Scaldra purge-squad thought to sweep the block, got smoked. So, we're cleaning up their whole damn mess. Make things right. Seen?

20 > Quincy

Techrot's off the charts. Full-grown, full-blown. Scaldra patties can't do nothing 'bout it. It's all on us. You wanna play exterminator, fam? Yea, get in there.

30 > Quincy

Scaldra came here, tryna fix a mess they made. Wet boys took one look and legged it. We gonna fix this. We gonna make the block right. Feel me? Let's go.

40 > Quincy

Scaldra ops came to purge the block. Tried and died. Now? Quarantine. Civvies got no chance 'less we do the purge ourselves. Hear me? Cutters and shooters gripped. Time to hunt.

50 > Quincy

Sector's vexed. TVs gone mental mashin' up everything they see.  Bout time come we discipline the horror. All of em, we put em in the ground, feel me?

Intro

10 > Arthur

Busy day of work ahead of us so I'm splitting you up. Aoi, Amir, you each take a squad. Time's crucial; squad that finishes objectives last gets to play Big Bytes pizza chef tonight. Let that put some pep in your step.

11 > Arthur

Aoi, Amir. You have your objectives. Need them done fast and need them done right. First squad to get their work done gets pizza dinner tonight. The second squad to get their work done is making their pizza. Understood? Get moving.

12 > Arthur

Okay Aoi and Amir, think your squads need a little incentive for today's jobs? Fine. This is a race. Squad that finishes last makes pizza for the winners. Big Bytes counter, cap, apron and all.

MissionIntro

10 > Eleanor

It is harvest time. Your crop? The Techrot Legacyte. An evolving beast that consumes untold resources during gestation. Harvest enough of them and perhaps we can deplete the Techrot. Kalymos is prowling nearby. She'll guide you to your target.

10 > Viktor

Good morning, Höllvania. How are all we today? Good? Excellent. To the point: you have become weak and you crave what only I can supply - discipline. The H. Oh. Nine. They are, by contrast, strong. They are fierce. And they are unyielding. True. Soldiers NOW: we begin the first step in returning this city to the strength and glory she once knew. Under my watchful gaze.

20 > Arthur

That bastard wants to flatten this city just to be king of the rubble. Need you to break past Scaldra barricades and turn Viktor's tank into a scrap heap.

20 > Eleanor

We shall starve the Techrot of vital nutrients by forcing it to create Legacyte after Legacyte. Fair warning: each beast will be stronger than the last. If you are still game, follow Kalymos.

30 > Eleanor

As a beehive works tirelessly to support its Queen, the Techrot hoards resources to grow and evolve its Legacytes. We will harvest its precious Legacytes and nip its growth in the bud. Follow Kalymos. She will track your prey.

30 > Viktor

H-09 Tanks by the glory of Lua… etcetera etcetera… cleanse this city.

40 > Arthur

Bollocks. His tanks are here to tighten his stranglehold on Höllvania. Marking a tank. Let's ruin his day.

50 > Viktor

Citizens: loss of property or persons is forever the price of protection. Do not obstruct the tanks. Höllvania endures.

60 > Arthur

"Price of protection." Viktor writes the cheques and the people of Höllvania pay with their lives. Get in there and take those tanks out.

70 > Viktor

Our soldiers stand as liberators, their rifles? Keys. Thought, your prison. Celebrate the tanks which safeguard your hovels and byways. Cheer as those who celebrate death pop beneath their tracks. Höllvania endures.

80 > Arthur

Is that so? Alright, Hex, how about we show Viktor where we stand. Trash that tank.

90 > Viktor

Höllvania. Your house is in disarray, my trust in you spectacularly misplaced. Tear your orbs from the bloodless glow of whatever screen has you transfixed and witness what becomes of those who stray. H-09s: showtime. Oh… and have fun with it.

100 > Arthur

Hear that? If only we'd all bowed to that massive ego earlier, we wouldn't be in the mess. Huh, well, way I see it, no reason to start now. Let's take out his tank.

110 > Viktor

After the untimely disappearance of our beloved Major Rusalka, it falls to yours truly, to set Höllvania straight. Scaldra, deploy the H-09.

120 > Arthur

Disappearance? So they don't know where she is either. Time to press our luck, your target is Viktor's beloved H-09.

ParaInbound

10 > Viktor

Stormfall, do your thing. Make it brutal or don't bother.

20 > Viktor

Enough! Stormfall, may Sol guide you to greatness.

30 > Viktor

Stormfall. Deploy. Give our lady Lua something to weep over tonight.

40 > Viktor

You are trying my patience with these antics. Stormfall troops. Make these heathens go away.

50 > Viktor

Hex, I keep kicking you OVER and OVER again like a big dumb dead horse and you DON'T learn and I'm tired, I'm so tired. Stormfall, please, save me the bother?

60 > Viktor

Huh, It's the Hex again? Really? Okay. I want you to ask yourself. Could this have been a paratrooper thing? Could Stormfall deal with them? Yeah? Ok.

70 > Viktor

These things are no better than pond scum. Unclean and unholy. Stormfall - purge them from my city, will you?

80 > Viktor

Why do you find it so difficult to get rid of these... these slugs? Throw more troops at them. Shall I write it on your hand?

90 > Viktor

Is there a unit ready? Good. Deploy.

100 > Viktor

Once again my hour of meditation has been disturbed. My sancta sanctorum has been decimated. You will suffer for this. In a million future lives of surpassing wretchedness! Stormfall units, descend.

110 > Viktor

Stormfall unit, my children, as you prepare to descend from on high, take a moment to read the Prayer to Sol which you can of course find on your Credo card. We are not dying in a state of sin today.

120 > Viktor

Stormfall, have faith that your sacrifice today in the name of Sol and Scaldra will not be in vain… A place has surely been prepared for you in the Hall of Heroes.

130 > Viktor

Stormfall, you are going up against the most dangerous breed of Techrot, The Hex. Best of luck to you. Good hunting.

140 > Viktor

I have explained it to you until I am bleeding from the eyes. The answer is right there in front of your gawking moon-cheese of a face. SHOOT. THEM. UNTIL. THEY. STAY. DEAD.

150 > Viktor

Hex… why do you insist on refusing your medicine? Has it escaped you that I command a literal army? Stormfalll Paratroopers engage.

160 > Viktor

Citizens! Fear not. We have the situation under control, as I speak, the planes you hear above your head are delivering elite troops to neutralize The Hex. Rest assured, this criminal organization will be eliminated. With extreme prejudice.

250 > Arthur

Stormfall paratroopers inbound. Wrestle those RPGs from their cold, dead, hands.

260 > Arthur

Stormfall squad deploying. Watch the skies, intercept and capture a Thermian RPG.

270 > Arthur

That did it. Stormfall squad coming. You want their Thermian weaponry.

280 > Arthur

Stormfall Squad inbound. Lock and load, these are the big boys, 'cause they don't trust the rookies with the heavy hardware.

SurvIntro

10 > Amir

Scaldra tried to kill spores in your area, but the Techrot just ate their Hell-Scrubbers for lunch. Let's see if we can make the Techrot give 'em back with a little code I've named puke.spew.

10 > Lettie

You wanna clean rot, you're gonna get those pretty hands dirty. First, I run Amir's fancy little comp-sci project to force the Hell-Scrubbers to the surface. Next, I need you to keep 'em clean and for as long as you can. Got it?

20 > Amir

Spore contamination rising. Gonna tickle the Techrot with a little bit of code I wrote. Make it spit up the Hell-Scrubbers that Scaldra lost when they tried to purge this area. Oh boy, Scaldra is going to be so P-O'd when they see us using their kit.

20 > Lettie

Today, the patient is Höllvania herself. She's choking on Techrot spores, and they're spreading. Scaldra built Hell-Scrubbers to purge the rot but those idiot niños couldn't keep them clean. Rot just absorbed them. I'm hoping you're a little better at your job. Find the first Scrubber.

30 > Amir

Diagnosis: Spore contamination. Treatment: Hell-Scrubbers. Side-effects may include :release of deadly spores, homicidal filter buildup, and Scaldra troops trying to kill you for messing with their stuff.

30 > Lettie

Keeping this short and sweet. Go into the heart of the infestation. Recover the lost Hell-Scrubbers. Keep them clean. And when the timing is right, you fire them off and you kill the Techrot at source. The spores.

SquadIntroAmir

20 > Amir

Okay, squad. Saddle up and bring your appetites, Aoi's making pizza tonight.

30 > Amir

Squad Amir! That's you. Listen up. We do our objectives fast, and we do them right, and then Aoi puts on an apron and a tiny little hat and makes us pizza.

40 > Amir

We're going to fight them in the streets! We're going to fight them in the sewers! We're going to fight until Aoi makes us a deep dish with triple cheese.

FindKaly

40 > Eleanor

Seek out Kalymos.

50 > Eleanor

Find Kalymos. Let her know you are ready.

60 > Eleanor

Kalymos awaits.

FirstLife

40 > Amir

My code is… working! Hell-scrubbers primed. Techrot regurgitating. Watch out for Scaldra, they want those Scrubbers back to protect their own bases.

40 > Lettie

It's working. Hell-Scrubbers are starting to emerge. Gotta hand it to the little guy, he knows how to talk to the appliances.

50 > Amir

What's the matter, Techrot, got a little tummy ache? Hell-Scrubber coming up. Scaldra noticed too. They're coming for you.

50 > Lettie

Amir's code injection is like activated charcoal to the Techrot. Makes 'em puke these Hell-Scrubbers right back up.

60 > Amir

Code injected. Hell-scrubbers emerging. Oooh,  Scaldra just noticed what we're up to and they are p-i-s-s-ed.

60 > Lettie

I hear Scaldra want these things back, but not even Scaldra is willing to come down here with all this rot. Good thing you're not as smart as Scaldra. Now get to work.

SquadIntroAoi

50 > Aoi

Listen up, squad. You do what I say and you'll come out of this alive. You do what I say fast and you'll get to eat the most delicious pizza of your life. Any questions? No? Good.

60 > Aoi

Arthur's outlined three crucial objectives for us to clear. Stakes could not be higher: my dignity is on the line. I do not want to go behind the Big Bytes counter tonight. Understood?

70 > Aoi

Okay squad, you are the biggest, baddest warriors under Sol. You're gonna go out there and you're gonna be faster than lightning. And then the lightning will make us a pizza.

NearScaldraCache

60 > Quincy

Gotta solid move: abandoned supply cache. Now listen up: if you get close, it'll clock you, and start a countdown. Bust into the cache before it's smoked. Seen?

70 > Quincy

Scaldra supply cache in the area. You get near, it will start ticking. Self-destruct. Need to be quick to get the goods.

FirstRaidSuccess

70 > Amir

While Scaldra is distracted, I'm taking the opportunity to make some new acquisitions. Like this. Don't worry, I'll share.

70 > Lettie

Turns out it's not just Hell-Scrubbers coming out of the rot, there's some stuff we might be interested in. Like this. See, my ass is out here on the line too.

KalyFirstRound

70 > Eleanor

Good. Keep her safe while she sniffs out the Techrot's darling Legacyte.

80 > Eleanor

That's it, Kalymos! Good girl! Now, we are not going to let any harm come to that precious feline, are we?

90 > Eleanor

Kalymos will have the Legacyte's trail soon. Ensure her safety.

CacheTimerStart

80 > Quincy

Yo! Supply cache clocked you. Efervon Charge or two, will melt that lock proper.

90 > Quincy

Supply cache flipped into self destruct. Get worksy. A few Efervon Charges should pop it. But know this, open that thing and the Techrot'll get riled up crazy.

FirstLeadAmir

80 > Amir

Uh oh, Aoi, looks like my squad's winning this thing. Whatcha gonna do.

90 > Amir

Hey Aoi, hope you like pineapple on your pizza, cause my squad just took the lead.

100 > Amir

All the girls I've dated, they both said I'm the fastest. So it should come as no surprise that my squad is winning.

InterimRaid

80 > Amir

They won't miss this. Actually… they probably will. Probably a lot.

80 > Lettie

You got any use for this??

90 > Amir

Check it out. All your base are belong to me.

90 > Lettie

I'll set this aside for you.

100 > Amir

Cha-ching.

100 > Lettie

This might just make it all worth it.

110 > Amir

You're fighting to make Höllvania more livable, but also for this little goodie.

110 > Lettie

I know it's not your birthday but… what more could a time traveler from the far distant future want?

120 > Amir

Psst. You keep fighting, and I keep yoinking. See?

120 > Lettie

Sure, sometimes I get a little depressed, but then I remember that I get to scavenge for lost treasure in the festering pus of an overgrown cyst. So yeah…

130 > Amir

More goodies for us.

130 > Lettie

¡Qué padre!

140 > Amir

Can you believe they just left this in an armor plated heavily guarded safe? Yoink.

140 > Lettie

Hey, what do we have here?

150 > Amir

Ooh! This should come in handy.

150 > Lettie

Ah, could be worse.

160 > Amir

Scaldra really needs to keep better tabs on their stuff… "Someone" keeps stealing it.

160 > Lettie

I'll add this to the pile.

170 > Amir

Got a present for you.

170 > Lettie

Bingo.

180 > Amir

Don't mind if I do.

180 > Lettie

It's not my birthday, but I'll take it.

190 > Amir

Picked up a five finger discount on this bad boy.

190 > Lettie

There's more where this came from. Just need time.

200 > Amir

Oh wow, I am learning some new bad words on the Scaldra comms.

200 > Lettie

Hey, don't say I never did anything for you.

CacheLooted

100 > Quincy

Techrot's proper pissed off. Hitters coming out of every nook and crook. I say; let 'em come.

110 > Quincy

Fam, techrot's well mad. Situation's 'bout to get proper mental.

KalySubsequent

100 > Eleanor

Kalymos has its scent. Keep her safe.

110 > Eleanor

Another Legacyte has finished gestating. Kalymos has the scent.

120 > Eleanor

I feel the birth of a new Legacyte.

130 > Eleanor

And again, the Techrot spawns a Legacyte. It has learned. It is stronger.

140 > Eleanor

The Techrot is relentless, its stamina unending. We must match its resolve.

FirstLeadAoi

110 > Aoi

Don't look now, Amir. We just took the lead.

120 > Aoi

Try not to choke on all our dust, little buddy.

130 > Aoi

Don't let this get you down, Amir. My squad is just really, really good.

CacheFailed

120 > Quincy

Damn cuz. You missed it.

130 > Quincy

Supplies destroyed. Pick up the pace next time, yeah?

BarricadeAnnounce

130 > Viktor

It's time for the Hex to learn that movement isn't free. RRRRRRRRats! On the streets! Of my city! Ah-gain! Erect the barricades.

140 > Viktor

Move the H-09 into position. Cover flanks with ferrocite barricades. Nothing touches my baby.

150 > Viktor

Barricades up. Nothing gets through ferrocite.

160 > Viktor

Quickly, the Hex have been spotted. Engage the barricades, seal the sector.

170 > Arthur

Ferrocite barricades? Need something to cut through those, but it won't be easy. Step one, acquire a Transponder from someone with rank.

180 > Arthur

Sol damned! Ferrocite barricades, nothing you got can get past those. Except… Okay. First step, get your hands on a Scaldra Commander's Transponder.

190 > Arthur

Ferrocite barricades? That's new. Okay, you need Thermian explosive, to get that, take out Scaldra until you find an Emergency Transponder.

ExtermMid

140 > Quincy

Halfway there, on the job. No quit.

150 > Quincy

Line em up and cut em down. We're half done.

160 > Quincy

Yo, Techrot signals down to fifty percent. Take 'em to zero.

170 > Quincy

You're clearing 'em out. Bet it smells better n'all.

180 > Quincy

Ain't no man gettin' bested by no techrotted fax machine.

TieRallyAmir

140 > Amir

It's a virtual tie! Go. GO. GO!

150 > Amir

Still too close to call.

160 > Amir

It's anyone's match at this point.

KalyRecovery

150 > Eleanor

Kalymos is hurt! She's recovering, but you need to protect her.

160 > Eleanor

Kalymos! Quickly now. To her side.

170 > Eleanor

Kalymos! She needs you now!

180 > Eleanor

She hurts. You must protect her or she cannot help you.

190 > Eleanor

Kalymos is working hard to find the Legacyte for us, so the least we can do is protect her, don't you agree?

200 > Eleanor

They've hurt her. Rally to her side while she recovers.

210 > Eleanor

Kalymos is in pain. She cannot track the Legacyte unprotected.

PropWinter

170 > Viktor

A message from Scaldra HR. Due to circumstances outside our control, most likely witchcraft, I, Viktor Vodyanoi have taken command of Scaldra from Major Rusalka. I vow to continue her work protecting the order and sanctity of this sacred city. And, like all of you, I pray she reappears safe and sound.

180 > Viktor

Citizens, I am afraid I must inform you of a strict curfew is now in effect. Sol willing, I do believe that with diligence this Techrot inconvenience will be gone in only a matter of weeks.

190 > Viktor

Due to the Techrot problem, and for your protection, I remind you that all forms of electronic communication are now forbidden. I urge you to use this opportunity to return to the old ways, as Sol and Lua intended.

200 > Viktor

Out of an abundance of caution, you, good citizens of Höllvania, are instructed to immediately smash and burn any of the following: computers, fax machines, photocopiers, cellular phones, pagers, modems, printers, mimeographs, televisions, video players, portable cassette decks, and "boomboxes." If you are unable to destroy these vulnerabilities please contact the nearest Scaldra officer for assistance. Failure to comply is an act of willful endangerment of your fellow citizens, and will be punished as such.

210 > Viktor

My fellow citizens, I know you must be scared. Even as we prepare for the potential impact of Y2K, another digital curse plagues our fair city; Techrot. A virus both biological and electronic. A blight we do not fully understand but with which you must fully commit to fighting. You must destroy your electronics. You will never be safe as long as devices remain in your homes. Have faith, and all will be well!

220 > Viktor

My fellow citizens. We live in confusing times. Please, pay no attention to the modern folk-myths of the vigilante group called The Hex. No such individuals exist. Scaldra alone fights Techrot. Scaldra alone protects Höllvania. Thank you for your ongoing cooperation.

TieRallyAoi

170 > Aoi

I need to see some hustle.

180 > Aoi

It's too close to call, let's put some distance between us and them.

190 > Aoi

I'm sorry. I thought you were HUNGRY! My mistake.

ExtermComp

190 > Quincy

You proper sent the techrot back to the stone age.  Now bring it home, fam.

200 > Quincy

You got the worst of it. Now come on home, fam.

210 > Quincy

Over-and-out, fam. Job's a good'un. Nice one.

220 > Quincy

Quitting time, fam. Bring it home.

230 > Quincy

Ain't nobody 'gon mess with the Hex now. Not Scaldra, not techrot. Ya' feel me? Now extract yourself.

GetTransponder

200 > Arthur

Find an Emergency Transponder. I don't see another way.

210 > Arthur

You need to find an Emergency Transponder.

LeadObjTwoAmir

200 > Amir

Looks like we continue to be on a one way trip to Winsville.

210 > Amir

Oh, I'm sorry, Aoi, did you need my squad to slow down so your guys could catch up?

220 > Amir

Just so you know, Aoi, I like two cans of pineapple on my pizza.

IntCapsule

210 > Amir

Priming another Hell-Scrubber for regurgitation. Disgusting.

210 > Lettie

Serving up another Hell-Scrubber.

220 > Amir

Reactivating code. And success. Keep your eyes up for another Hell-Scrubber.

220 > Lettie

Another Hell-Scrubber getting puked up… Although it's only puke if it comes out of the Techrot's… mouth… but that's not a mouth. Blghh.

230 > Amir

Hell-Scrubber coming up near you.

230 > Lettie

Hell-Scrubber ready for you.

240 > Amir

Another Hell-Scrubber is wherever you are.

240 > Lettie

Baby's gurgling. New Hell-Scrubber bubbling up.

250 > Lettie

One scrubber, side of spores, coming up.

GivePhero

220 > Eleanor

Techrot Pheroglands. Grab them, and take them to Kalymos.

230 > Eleanor

Grab those Pheroglands and let Kalymos have a whiff of them. That will help her find our target.

240 > Eleanor

Pheroglands. Reeking, saturated with hormones, and a sure sign a Legacyte is nearby. Kalymos wants a sniff.

UseTerminal

220 > Arthur

That's our ticket. Now get to a comms terminal. Use that to call in reinforcements… for them. Hey, never said this would be easy.

230 > Arthur

Congratulations on your promotion commander. Now, get to a Comms Terminal and use that thing to call-in Stormfall paratroopers. Yeah, you heard me right.

LeadObjTwoAoi

230 > Aoi

Would you look at that, Amir, we're still in the lead.

240 > Aoi

Hate to break it to you, Amir, you guys are in second place. Also known as last place.

250 > Aoi

Catch up, Amir. I want this to be fair.

PropSpring

230 > Viktor

My fellow citizens, I require your assistance in an important matter. We seek an individual. He goes by, "Doktor Friday". If you can hear me, Doc? We just want to protect you. Everything will be fine.

240 > Viktor

It has come to my attention that some of you have not purged your homes of electronic vulnerabilities. Repent in the name of Sol. Then, for your own safety, and that of your own family, please get rid of those devices!

250 > Viktor

Efervon gas is highly toxic. Should you encounter a plume, avoid breathing.

260 > Viktor

A gentle reminder that the curfews are for your protection. To be a scofflaw is to, well… threaten the wrath of the gods, who will surely answer with hellfire.

270 > Viktor

Dear Citizens. News of a criminal gang of heathens operating openly within this city may be upsetting for you, especially at this time. Please know that Scaldra spares no effort to bring these Hex thugs to justice. Remember - it is up to you to report suspicious activity.

280 > Viktor

It has been brought to my attention that some of you are concerned the popular musicians "On-lyne" may be unable to perform a concert scheduled for New Year's Eve. I have faith that with your continued support and cooperation, our situation will be much improved by then.

UseTerminalRem

240 > Arthur

Come on. You're never gonna get through that barrier without Thermian RPGs. And to get those you need to call in the only units that get issued them. Understand? Take an Emergency Transponder to the terminal and call in reinforcements.

LegaFoundFirst

250 > Eleanor

Kalymos found the Legacyte. Harvest it!

260 > Eleanor

Our faithful Kavat has roused the prey. Bring it down and drain it.

ScrubberActivated

250 > Amir

Hell-Scrubber activated. Contamination dropping.

260 > Amir

Breathing easier? I wouldn't get used to it.

260 > Lettie

Ain't that like a shot of adrenaline.

270 > Amir

After months subsumed by Techrot, those Hell-Scrubbers still work? Who'd-a-thunk-it?

270 > Lettie

So uh, breathing a little easier?

280 > Lettie

Levels dropping. That bought you some time.

LeadLastObjAmir

260 > Amir

Running out of time, Aoi.

270 > Amir

Aoi, how could you think you'd be faster than me?

LegaFoundSub

270 > Eleanor

There it is. The Techrot's latest debutante. Take it down.

280 > Eleanor

Another stirs. What horrific adaptations has this one developed?

290 > Eleanor

Your target has surfaced! Take it down before it dives back into the mulch!

300 > Eleanor

She has done it. Legacyte in the area. Your rightful prey. Take it!

310 > Eleanor

A beast as voracious as the Techrot itself.

320 > Eleanor

Legacytes are not your average Techrot conglomeration of electronics and biomass. They are more evolved, more akin to Warframes.

330 > Eleanor

The Techrot learns from you, and others like you. It sees your powers and copies them.

340 > Eleanor

Techrot; it consumes, and it learns. And the only thing we can do is try to destroy it.

LeadLastObjAoi

280 > Aoi

Who's hungry? I know I am.

290 > Aoi

It's okay, Amir. There's no shame in being second best.

SupportRem

280 > Amir

Hey, don't forget, some Scaldra carry personal SporeX charges for their own safety. Not that they'll do them much good with you around.

290 > Amir

Some Scaldra have been issued SporeX charges. Little bursts of filtration. Keep an eye out, they might save a life.

290 > Lettie

Hey, be on the lookout for SporeX Charges. Every little bit counts.

300 > Lettie

Crack enough Techrot and you're bound to find a few SporeX Charges. Perfect for emergencies.

PropSummer

290 > Viktor

Any citizens with information regarding the whereabouts of the fugitive Doctor Albrecht Entrati. AKA, Doktor Friday, are required to present that information to the nearest Scaldra officer. Individuals found to be harboring or otherwise aiding this fugitive will face military tribunal and stand before the wrath of Sol.

300 > Viktor

Höllvania! My Höllvania. You are a city that has survived the Radiant Khan and her steppe hordes, the black plague, great wars and worse famines. You can survive the Techrot too… If… And only if… You do exactly as you are told. Survival is a choice. Choose wisely.

310 > Viktor

WHY is it so HARD to stay home during curfew? Scaldra cannot protect you if you insist on being in the line of fire. Do you understand? This is for your protection.

320 > Viktor

Citizens. The pack of infested heathens known as the Hex are not your friends, they are not your neighbors, they are slugs. Do not be fooled by their human visage. They are violent and contagious. Do not talk to them. Do not accept their assistance. Do not eat the food they distribute. Report all sightings immediately. Why do I have to say this out loud? Why do I have to struggle to help you protect yourselves?

330 > Viktor

Again, and again, and again, we go through this! People of Höllvania, you are beginning to make me think you do not hold the faith. Destroy these false idols you clutch, these electronics - they are destroying you!

340 > Viktor

Lua will weep tears of silver for all those who fall in cleanliness, honor, and dignity. Hell waits for all others. Which will you choose, Höllvania?

UseRPGRem

290 > Arthur

Get your hands on a Thermian RPG and shoot down the barrier. Don't make me ask you again.

300 > Arthur

Grab a Thermian RPG, point it at the barrier and pull the trigger. Simple as that.

620 > Arthur

You're not making any progress. See if you can find a Thermian rocket?

ScrubberGrowth

300 > Amir

Ahh... Did I forgot to mention that the scrubbers are prone to spore build-up that can spontaneously form a creature that'll absolutely bump your therapist up a tax bracket? Shoot off any build up and you shouldn't have a problem.

310 > Amir

You know how mold can grow on your water filter if you don't clean it enough? Well… uh... Shoot any buildup off the Hell-scrubbers unless you want to get unsubscribed from life.

310 > Lettie

These scrubbers are prone to spore growth. You don't shoot it off and it could become fatal. For the scrubber and you? Comprende?

320 > Amir

Remember that chili con carne I left in the fridge for two months? Let the Hell-Scrubbers sit too long and they'll spawn the same sort of thing, but, you know, with a crap-ton of predatory hardware. Shoot off any build-up before it converts you to past-tense.

320 > Lettie

You know why they call them Hell-Scrubbers? 'Cause if you don't shoot off build-up fast enough you gonna learn what hell is like.

330 > Lettie

You gotta nurse these scrubbers. Keep 'em clean. Too much spore build-up and you got 'code white' on your hands.

TakesLeadLastObjAmir

300 > Amir

Oh, hey Aoi, almost didn't see you in our rear view mirror.

310 > Amir

Aoooiiiiee. Don't know if you noticed this yet. But we just took the lead.

320 > Amir

Squad Amir rounds the corner, they're taking the inside track. Can they do it? Yes they can. Squad Amir takes the lead.

SubBarricades

310 > Arthur

More ferrocite. You know what to do, call in another squad of Stormfall and get your greedy mitts on their RPGs.

320 > Arthur

Another barrier. Viktor really want to keep us out. Get your hands on a thermian RPG and take it down.

330 > Arthur

Oh look, another barrier. Does Viktor really think this will stop us?

ScrubberGrowthWarn

330 > Amir

Spores collecting on that Scrubber. You need to shoot them off.

340 > Amir

Knock those pus sacks off that scrubber before they sprout a head.

340 > Lettie

Hey. You think I'm playing? Shoot that build-up off now!

350 > Amir

Scrubber overwhelmed. Spores… coalescing… into… mutant form. Do something!

350 > Lettie

Scrubber's getting choked out. Fix it.

360 > Lettie

Need you to stay on top of those scrubbers. You see growth? Shoot it.

TakesLeadLastObjAoi

330 > Aoi

Oops. Caught you napping, Amir.

340 > Aoi

Vroom. Too slow, bro.

350 > Aoi

That's what I'm talking about!

HalfWay

340 > Viktor

Citizens, an object lesson in extremist self-delusion: the, uh "Hex"? Is it? High on their own supply they mean to murder the Scaldra commander devoted to keeping the infestation from your beds. But fear not. They march themselves towards purification only. Cameras rolling? Excellent. Watch and learn.

350 > Arthur

This isn't your city. We're here to evict you.

360 > Viktor

Arthur, Aaaaaarthur. How does it feel? I wonder. To send your friends to die?

370 > Arthur

I'd ask you the same, but I don't believe there's anyone who'd rightly call you friend, Viktor.

380 > Viktor

Arthur Nightingale, if it weren't for the disease that disfigures your body and soul you'd be just one more dead idealist in a pile of dead idealists whilst I am Höllvania's very raison d'être. Scaldra looks to me, not just for leadership, but inspiration. While you… you're a few slender chromosomes away from corpsehood.

390 > Arthur

Oh Viktor, you really are the most insufferable prick.

LegaEscapeFirst

350 > Eleanor

It is on the move. It must not escape or we'll never find it again, and this mission will be a failure.

360 > Eleanor

It's trying to run! Stop it. Escape is failure.

PropFall

350 > Viktor

Anyone stealing food or medical supplies from Scaldra units will be. Shot. On. Sight. Tell me: can I make myself any more clear?

360 > Viktor

Dear Citizens; Scaldra units have been notified that travel after curfew is a capital offense. Please adjust accordingly.

370 > Viktor

Höllvania, I am… so disappointed. After all I have done, after all my sacrifices, you insist on prolonging your suffering by helping these... these slugs, the Hex. What did I do to deserve this disloyalty? Why must you spit in the face of Sol?! Of Lua?!

380 > Viktor

Hex, I wish I could say that I tried my hardest to find a middle ground, a way to work together, an acknowledgement of our common enemy, but to be quite honest, I didn't even try. Because you are scum and you need to be put down. All there is to it.

390 > Viktor

Hex, I simply cannot wrap my head around what you think your end game is! I have an army with Sol and Lua on my side. You are heathens doomed to rot in hell! What do you hope to possibly achieve?!

400 > Viktor

Höllvania, you'll get all you deserve in the end. Repent - I beg of you. Turn away from technology. Turn away from sin! Kneel before the faith, accept the cleaning fires, and your soul shall be saved!

410 > Viktor

Entrati. I know you can hear this. I will find you. When I do, it will not be pleasant. It will not be with grace, it will not be with kindness. This is a promise.

420 > Viktor

Exciting news for all of you citizens. Despite all that has happened in this city, I have agreed to let On-lyne play their much anticipated New Years Eve concert. That's right, bop your cares away to the modern sounds of… must I read this? Very well… Zeke, Packet, Drillbit, DJ RoM, wait, that's his name???? Really? And Hard- Really? And Harddive. For one night only the curfew is lifted. Please enjoy it as if it were the… Party… of… your… life…time…"

LosingRallyLastObjAmir

360 > Amir

Hey Squad, we need to pick up the pace. Chop chop. Come on.

370 > Amir

If Aoi wins this thing, she'll never let me forget it.

380 > Amir

Can't you go faster. I could go faster.

ScrubberLastChance

360 > Amir

You're gonna lose that scrubber, bucko! If the build-up gets any worse it's gonna start making decisions.

370 > Amir

Scrubber going critical. Fix it or lose it to the Techrot… which will be the least of your problems.

370 > Lettie

Situation critical.

380 > Amir

Do something about it that Scrubber before it does something to you.

380 > Lettie

Deal with that scrubber build-up. Stat!

390 > Lettie

Hey! I need 20 cc's of fix your damn shit.

LegaEscaping

370 > Eleanor

It flees. Stop it.

380 > Eleanor

The beast seeks sanctuary. Give it no quarter.

390 > Eleanor

It's on the run. Give chase.

400 > Eleanor

The Legacyte tries to flee.

410 > Eleanor

It's scared and wants to escape. Finish it first.

LosingRallyLastObjAoi

390 > Aoi

Guys! We got to pick it up. I hate pineapple on my pizza.

400 > Aoi

Squad. We cannot lose to Amir. The gloating will never stop.

410 > Aoi

Pick up the pace!

ScrubberSpawnedEnemy

390 > Amir

I said shoot the pus of that… Ughhh. Too late.

400 > Amir

I warned you. I totally warned you. And now it wants to have a conversation.

400 > Lettie

Now you get to do things the hard way.

410 > Amir

I told you. I told you to clean your Hell-Scrubbers. Now look at what you deal with. Gosh, do I sound like my mom?

410 > Lettie

Oh… Welcome to the 'find out' phase.

420 > Lettie

Great. You lost a scrubber, but that's the least of your problems.

TankIntroCin

400 > Viktor

H-09, put the Hex in their place. Six feet underground should suffice.

410 > Viktor

H-09, destroy this plague and all those who would spread it. You have your orders.

420 > Viktor

We built a machine worthy of the tanks of my father's wars… and invulnerable to techrot.

430 > Viktor

All of Höllvania bear witness to the weakness of the Hex.

LegaEscapeFail

420 > Eleanor

It's gone. This mission is a total loss.

SixtySeconds

420 > Amir

Spore count is approaching terminally unfun levels. Activate another Hell-Scrubber.

430 > Amir

Contamination is off the charts. You need to hustle.

430 > Lettie

Playing it a little close, no?

440 > Amir

You got a minute to get a Hell-Scrubber working

440 > Lettie

Sixty seconds to critical. Activate a scrubber, set off some SporeX, or get the hell out of there.

450 > Lettie

Spore contamination is getting out of hand. Start holding your breath!

WinRallyLastRoundAmir

420 > Amir

We have got this thing in the bag.

430 > Amir

Don't let up now.

440 > Amir

Visualize the pizza. You want the pizza. Pizza is for winners.

LegaEscapeExtract

430 > Eleanor

You let it get away! Kalymos has completely lost the scent. There is nothing more you can do. Come home.

440 > Eleanor

The beast has fled. It'll go into hiding and no new Legacyte will gestate. Nothing more to do but head to extraction.

HitWeak

440 > Arthur

Amir's intel suggests the armor's weakest around the vents.

450 > Arthur

Um… Try hitting the exhaust vents. Worked in a movie I saw once.

460 > Arthur

It's gotta have a weakness. Try the vents.

470 > Arthur

Aim for the vents. Just above the treads.

480 > Arthur

The vents! Shoot the blasted vents!

HarvestLega

450 > Eleanor

It has been broken. Harvest it.

460 > Eleanor

Now, consume the beast.

470 > Eleanor

Hurry, harvest now. End this generation.

ThirtySeconds

450 > Amir

Running out of time. Get to the scrubber.

460 > Amir

It's getting toxic out there. Hurry.

460 > Lettie

You got thirty seconds to pull through or I'm pulling you out.

470 > Amir

Thirty seconds and you're swimming in spore soup.

470 > Lettie

Do something.

480 > Lettie

Tick, tick, tick. Time's running out.

WinRallyLastRoundAoi

450 > Aoi

Eyes on the prize, team.

460 > Aoi

Focus. We have this thing.

470 > Aoi

Hustle. Hustle. Hustle.

Extraction

480 > Amir

You've done enough. Marking extraction. I mean, you could do more. A lot more. You've really just done the minimum at this point.

490 > Amir

Extraction is ready. I can't ask you to fight any longer… but… if you wanted to fight longer… I wouldn't say no.

490 > Lettie

Marking extraction. Use it when you need it, but only if you need it.

500 > Amir

Extraction's open. But it wouldn't be very much fun if you left now.

500 > Lettie

You've hit this mission's minimum threshold. But you didn't come down here to do the minimum, did you?

510 > Lettie

Okay. Marking extraction. You can pull the ripcord whenever you need to. I won't judge.

LegaHarvestedFirst

480 > Eleanor

It is done. Either flee to extraction now, or if you have it in you, ask Kalymos to find the next Legacyte. Remember, the Techrot evolves quickly, and your next battle will be harder still.

SquadWinsAmir

480 > Amir

Hope you've been practicing your dough spinning, Aoi, cause you're going to be slinging some 'zas tonight.

490 > Amir

For this squad, victory was never in question.

500 > Amir

The real treasure is the friends we made along- Nah… it's the pizza.

LegacyteHarvestEarly

490 > Eleanor

Sweet Lua! I can see it. All that was taken from Höllvania and her people. Funneled into this… monster.

500 > Eleanor

With every Legacyte we cut down, a new one instantly emerges. How deep does this go?

510 > Eleanor

Do not mourn for the Legacyte. It is but one appendage of the sprawling Techrot mass.

520 > Eleanor

It will learn from what you just did to it. Harvest again, but know it will be tougher next time.

530 > Eleanor

So we reclaim what the Techrot has taken from us.

540 > Eleanor

Kalymos is ready to hunt again.

550 > Eleanor

Our feline friend yearns for another hunt. Will you oblige?

ParaFight

490 > Arthur

Don't look now but you got a Stormfall squad coming your way. Want to find out what Thermian rockets will do to that thing's armor?

500 > Arthur

Got another report from Amir, that tank's armor plating is made of Ferrocite. Know what that means, don't you?

510 > Viktor

Stormfall, descend upon them. Show no quarter. Show no mercy.

520 > Viktor

Our prize must survive. Our plans depend on it. Stormfall, eliminate these, these rats.

ExtractUrgent

510 > Amir

Spore levels critical. There's no coming back from this. Get out of there.

520 > Amir

Head directly to extraction. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 Höllars.

520 > Lettie

I'm calling it. Nothing more you can do. Just get out.

530 > Amir

Game over, man. Game over. Get to extraction.

530 > Lettie

Contamination is total. There's no saving it now. Get out while you can.

540 > Lettie

Man, they don't make PPE strong enough to handle what you're breathing in. Extract. Now.

SquadWinsAoi

510 > Aoi

Second place, first loser. Don't worry Amir, you're the number one pizza chef in my books.

520 > Aoi

Wooo-hooo, squad, you did it. Hope, you're hungry because Amir's slinging pies tonight.

530 > Aoi

Winner, winner, pizza dinner.

MidFightTaunt

530 > Viktor

I wonder, Hex. If we stick your lifeless putrid heads on a stake in my town square, as our ancestors did, do you think that will scare off the rest of the Techrot? I am unsure, but it's worth a shot don't you think?

540 > Arthur

About as effective as anything else you've done to stop the Techrot.

550 > Viktor

Nightingale, nightingaaale. Do you think the citizens of my fair city will rise up and follow your beautiful song? Have you looked in the mirror. You are as hideous as the blight they cower from. You are a common thrush.

560 > Arthur

This pillock is going to get this entire town killed. Mark my words.

570 > Viktor

Some see the Techrot as a disaster. I see the opportunity to remake this city, my city. No more of the laziness, the blasphemy, the mental rot. This is my chance to cleanse, to purge, to make this city powerful once again.

580 > Arthur

Never waste a crisis, right Viktor? Oh, how I wish you understood just how outmatched you were, and I don't mean by us.

590 > Viktor

I am not fooled, Hex. You and the Techrot are one and the same. You are freaks. Terminally so. Your death will be a mercy. It will be an absolution.

600 > Arthur

A mercy would be you shutting up.

WinExtractionAmir

540 > Amir

We did it. Head back to Central.

550 > Amir

Time to blow this pop stand.

LegacyteHarvestMid

560 > Eleanor

If you need to leave, know that Legacytes this far evolved can rarely sustain themselves for more than a couple of days.

570 > Eleanor

We thank Sol for this bountiful harvest.

580 > Eleanor

This will help our cause.

590 > Eleanor

What you take now, will help us in the future.

600 > Eleanor

Kalymos is ready for more. Are you?

WinExtractionAoi

560 > Aoi

Squad, time to head home.

570 > Aoi

Extract yourselves, you beautiful and capable squad, you.

LossExtractionAmir

580 > Amir

Come on home. I'll start prepping the dough.

590 > Amir

It's all over, squad. I know you tried. Get to extraction.

LossExtractionAoi

600 > Aoi

Hey, we helped the people of Höllvania and that's what counts. Get to the extraction point.

610 > Aoi

Amir is NEVER gonna let me live this down. Time to come home.

LegacyteHarvestLate

610 > Eleanor

Remember, we harvest the Techrot's offspring to protect humanity.

620 > Eleanor

The next one will not be easy.

630 > Eleanor

We are teaching the rot how to fight like a Warframe. Yet I see no other way.

640 > Eleanor

Your stamina is quite impressive.

650 > Eleanor

With each Legacyte I can hear the Techrot's screams grow louder. Make it hurt.

660 > Eleanor

How many more can you bring down? How long can you last?

670 > Eleanor

Surely this is the last, unless… heh. Do I sense the fighting urge still burning in you?

RPGUsed

610 > Arthur

That did it! Armor plating must be Ferrocite. Do it again.

MissionFail

620 > Arthur

Aoi, Amir, what in Sol is going on out there? What happened to your squads?

LastShot

630 > Arthur

Amir's getting strange readings from that tank. You better finish it off quick.

640 > Arthur

I've got a bad feeling. Finish it off fast.

SquadHindranceAmir

630 > Amir

Smell that? Smells like… Pizza.

640 > Amir

In your face, Aoi.

650 > Amir

They didn't even see it coming.

660 > Amir

Oops.

TentaclePhase

650 > Viktor

What? What have you filthy, wretched, diseased creatures done to my... my beautiful tank?

660 > Viktor

No. No no no NO NO! NNOOO!

670 > Viktor

That's not within spec?

680 > Viktor

Ernest? Be a dear and fetch me the engineering team? Oh and Ernest, my revolver. It's in the desk.

690 > Viktor

It's hideous. And… so strong.

700 > Viktor

Well. Live and learn.

710 > Arthur

Ah, Viktor, Viktor, Viktor, what have you been downloading?

720 > Arthur

That's not Viktor's tank anymore. Doesn't mean it doesn't want you less dead. Take it down.

730 > Arthur

Ugh! Looks like Viktor forgot to update his antivirus software. Now you gotta clean up his mess.

740 > Arthur

Now do you see what you're dealing with, Viktor. You can't control this. You can't manage it, or exploit it. Hex, let's show Viktor how it's done, finish that thing.

SquadHindraceAmir

670 > Aoi

Take that!

680 > Aoi

Uh oh. Did we do that?

690 > Aoi

What's the matter, Amir? Squad having trouble all of a sudden?

700 > Aoi

There should be a rule against this… but there isn't.

MissionCompEarly

680 > Eleanor

A formidable effort. Do you think you can do more next time?

MissionCompMid

690 > Eleanor

You have dealt the Techrot a great blow.

700 > Eleanor

Splendid hunting all round.

710 > Eleanor

The Techrot is in agony. A cause for celebration. Cheers.

720 > Eleanor

I don't know who is more satisfied with this outing, myself… or Kalymos.

BoostUsedAmir

710 > Amir

Now we're cooking with gas.

720 > Amir

Heck yeah.

730 > Amir

That should grease the wheels a bit.

740 > Amir

I was just going to suggest you do that. I was. Really.

MissionCompMarathon

730 > Eleanor

Unbelievable. You were unstoppable. Hmm.

740 > Eleanor

Your physical fortitude is matched only by your mental fitness.

750 > Eleanor

What drives you so hard? Those Legacytes never stood a chance.

BoostUsedAoi

750 > Aoi

Good call.

760 > Aoi

That'll help.

770 > Aoi

Now you're thinking.

780 > Aoi

Just what we needed.

TentacleWeakPoints

750 > Arthur

Uh, just, look for the soft bits and hit it there.

760 > Arthur

Something tells me that thing won't like it if you pop its zits.

TankHeal

770 > Arthur

It's healing!

780 > Arthur

Tank's healing itself. Just like we do.

790 > Arthur

Techrot regeneration. You'll need to find a way to make the damage stick.

ExtermStartAmir

790 > Amir

The city was a dangerous cesspool, until one squad took matters into their own hands and swept away the filth. That squad's you guys, now make with the bang, bang.

800 > Amir

Clowns to the left of me, mutated consumer electronic monstrosities to the right. Uh… you get the picture, eliminate nearby resistance.

DefeatTank

800 > Arthur

Ugh, bloody hell. Nothing ever comes easy in this town, does it? But you did good today. Now get yourself out of there.

810 > Arthur

Now it's dead. Viktor has no idea what he's up against. Head home. Rest up. We've got more to do tomorrow.

ExtermStartAoi

810 > Aoi

Civvies are pinned down in this sector. Scaldra on the surface and Techrot down below. Clear the area. Give them some breathing room.

820 > Aoi

This area is crawling with hostile forces. Scaldra, Techrot, doesn't matter we need to take them out.

HardModeFrstConsole

820 > Arthur

Ooo, you trying to get fancy? They've detected your breach and raised the security level. Breach their systems again and their resistance is only going to get more fierce.

830 > Arthur

Bold move. Security level just ratcheted up. If you got a death wish, this is one way to get your wish granted.

840 > Arthur

You deliberately trying to make this harder? Keep breaching their security and you'll get exactly what you're asking for.

ExtermCompAmir

830 > Amir

Wow. Remind me to never get on this squad's bad side.

840 > Amir

Whoa. Slow down. They've had enough. For now.

ExtermCompAoi

850 > Aoi

Whoa. Did you even leave anything for Amir's squad?

860 > Aoi

Enemy resistance has been severely weakened, hopefully that gives the local civies some breathing room.

HardModeFnlConsole

850 > Arthur

Oh… You've really kicked the hornet's nest now. Full Alert active. Hope you know what you're doing.

860 > Arthur

Security at Full Alert. Brilliant. You know, you could have kept things simple. In and out. Job done. Why do you always have to make things so complicated?

870 > Arthur

Security at Full Alert. One tank not enough for you? You had to call in all of Scaldra? Tell you what - make it out alive and I'll buy you a beer.

CdBurnAmir

870 > Amir

There's a Scaldra server up ahead, need its manifest file, we're talking hundreds of megabytes. That's right. We need to burn a CD.

880 > Amir

Next stop: data server. It's full of juicy, juicy data, but it's not like we can just copy it onto a floppy; too big. Nope you need to help me burn a CD.

CdBurnAoi

890 > Aoi

It's time to burn… a compact disk! A nearby data server contains megabytes of Scaldra comms logs. Get to the server I'll trigger the write.

900 > Aoi

Need you to burn a CD for me at that data server by keeping it powered. NO- it's not the unreleased On-lyne demo songs. This is tactical information critical to our mission! I got the demo days ago.

BurnStartAmir

910 > Amir

Checking parameters… CD Burn is a go. Look for gas cans.

920 > Amir

2x burn speed??? Pfff. Start grabbing gas cans.

BurnStartAoi

930 > Aoi

Ready? One compact disc coming up. Find fuel for the generators.

940 > Aoi

CD is writing. Server power dropping. Need to fuel that generator. Find gas.

PowerOutAmir

950 > Amir

Ah, server's gone dark, there's still time to salvage the burn. Look for a gas can.

960 > Amir

Server says: Power failure. Systems down. Bring me petroleum gasoline.

PowerOutAoi

970 > Aoi

Gas, people, we need gas!

980 > Aoi

You think that server is going to power itself? Come on squad, find some jerry cans.

BatteryRemindAmir

990 > Amir

Need gas? Some troops carry gas cans if you catch my drift...murder them.

1000 > Amir

These gas cans are nearly empty. Scaldra must be running low on fuel too.

BatteryRemindAoi

1010 > Aoi

Scaldra units have our gas cans. They just don't know it yet.

1020 > Aoi

Scaldra often carry emergency gas cans. You could ask them nicely to borrow? Or not nicely.

PowerMaxedAmir

1030 > Amir

Battery maxed. Routing excess power to the burn. We're talking 4, 8, maybe even 16x speed, baby.

1040 > Amir

100% power. We're overclocking the burn now, keep those gas cans coming.

PowerMaxedAoi

1050 > Aoi

We're at full power! Any excess fuel will boost the burn speed.

1060 > Aoi

Look at you squad, you maxed out the gennie. Routing excess power to burn speed.

BurnCompAmir

1070 > Amir

Ding! CD ready. Grab and go.

1080 > Amir

It's done! Take the CD, we do not have time for a sleeve.

1090 > Amir

That's it. Make sure you don't scratch it.

BurnCompAoi

1100 > Aoi

CD's done. Who's grabbing?

1110 > Aoi

No time for marker art. Pocket that CD and run.

1120 > Aoi

Aannnnd… DONE. Pick that CD up and go.

RadioBalloonAmir

1130 > Amir

Intercept and protect the Mobile Voice broadcast balloon. I want to be able to turn on my radio without hearing Scaldra, Scaldra, Scaldra.

1140 > Amir

Mobile Voice, you know, resistance radio, their broadcast balloon is under attack. They need our help. Fast.

RadioBalloonAoi

1150 > Aoi

A Mobile Voice broadcast balloon has been discovered and is taking damage. Get there and provide support. This city deserves better than unrelenting Scaldra propaganda.

1160 > Aoi

A Mobile Voice broadcast broadcast balloon is under attack. Help them. This one's personal. Music is everything.

BalloonStartAmir

1170 > Amir

Don't let anything happen to the balloon. Smash jammers to widen the signal window so the balloon can move faster.

1180 > Amir

Here we go. Take down anything trying to hurt the balloon. And take out any jammers in the area, that'll let the balloon speed up a bit.

BalloonStartAoi

1190 > Aoi

That's the Mobile Voice balloon. Keep it clear of all attackers and  bust up any signal jammers you find to keep it moving.

1200 > Aoi

Hey, you found the balloon. Keep it safe, and smash any signal jammers. I do not want to go back to listening to Viktor droning on all day.

JammerWarnAmir

1210 > Amir

Transmission strength is waning. If you take out the jammers that balloon can move a little faster.

1220 > Amir

They're jamming our signal and it doesn't even taste like strawberries.

1230 > Amir

Signal jammer is causing the balloon to reduce velocity to manage the signal vector- eh… just smash the jammer.

1240 > Aoi

Signal's dipping. Find the jammers.

1250 > Aoi

Jammers nearby! The sooner you take them out, the sooner Mobile Voice will be safe.

1260 > Aoi

Stay on top of those jammers, squad.

BalloonStalledAmir

1270 > Amir

That little guy is struggling to recover. Try taking out some jammers so it can route more power to its prop.

1280 > Amir

Balloon's in recovery mode. Take out the jammers to speed it up.

BalloonStalledAoi

1290 > Aoi

Balloon's taken too much damage. It's doing its recovery mode thing. Smashing jammers will hurry it up.

1300 > Aoi

Ack. Recovery mode. Quick, kill any jammers, that'll get it moving faster.

BalloonCompAmir

1310 > Amir

Static easing. Signal returning. You did it. Mobile Voice radio is back on the dial.

1320 > Amir

Number one with a bullet. Many bullets actually. Höllvanian resistance lives to broadcast another day!

BalloonCompAoi

1330 > Aoi

Pump up the volume. We are coming in crystal clear all across Höllvania. Well done.

1340 > Aoi

Looks like the broadcast is safe for now. Let's keep moving.

ScanAmir

1350 > Amir

Get to the marked Sensor Cluster. I'm running a script to harvest Techrot chatter. Trying to figure out how rot communicates. Go there now. Hurry.

1360 > Amir

Ugh… One of my Sensor Clusters is under attack. Guess the Techrot don't like me harvesting their packets. Destination marked.

ScanAoi

1370 > Aoi

Okay. So one of our "Sensor Clusters" is getting beat up. You know how long it took me to source all those parts. Make sure they stay safe.

1380 > Aoi

A Sensor Cluster is under attack?! Must have picked up something important. Get down there and protect it. Now.

ScanStartAmir

1390 > Amir

Protect the unit until it finishes its scan.

1400 > Amir

That's my cluster. Thing of beauty! It is imperative that it can finish its scan.

ScanStartAoi

1410 > Aoi

Protect sensor cluster so it can finish its scan of the Techrot.

1420 > Aoi

That cluster is gathering crucial data on the Techrot. It must be allowed to finish its scan.

ScanJammerAmir

1430 > Amir

Jammers are interfering with the sensor sweep. You know what to do.

1440 > Amir

Signal… losing… strength… must smash… jammer.

ScanJammerAoi

1450 > Aoi

Jammers in the area. Seek and destroy.

1460 > Aoi

Sensor Jammers. Slowing us down. Smash those things.

ScanDownAoi

1461 > Amir

Sensor rebooting! Take out Jammers and it will reboot faster.

1462 > Amir

Too much damage. Scanning halted. Standby.

1463 > Aoi

Sensor Cluster just crapped out on us. It'll reboot faster if you take out Jammers.

1464 > Aoi

Sensors down. Maybe while it reboots you all can brainstorm ways to keep it from taking so much damage?!?

ScanCompAmir

1470 > Amir

Scan complete. And ohh… That information is… concerning. Ah we'll deal with that later. For hoo-ray, you did it.

1480 > Amir

Scan is… done. Woah. The techrot did not appreciate that. Reminds me of the last time I went to the doctor.

ScanCompAoi

1490 > Aoi

Finished. What a relief. You know how long it took me to find all those parts for Amir?

1500 > Aoi

Let's go! Sensor cluster intact. Scan complete.

LockboxAmir

1510 > Amir

Lockbox up ahead. Scaldra doesn't trust its people, so the box needs multiple keys to unlock. Find the keys and get that box open.

1520 > Amir

A mysterious box. Multiple keys and a self-destruct sequence. Will one squad walk away with the treasure, or will it all go up in smoke?

LockboxAoi

1530 > Aoi

Seeing a lockbox. You know the drill. I've marked approximate key locations on your map.

1540 > Aoi

Ooh. Scaldra lockbox on radar. That means goodies! Keys can be found in the marked vicinity. Taking out enemies will help me narrow down their location.

LockboxFirstKeyAmir

1550 > Amir

You got a passkey. Take it to the lockbox before it goes poof.

1560 > Amir

These passkeys have a self-annihilation protocol when held by unauthorized personnel. Spoiler alert, that's you.

LockboxFirstKeyAoi

1570 > Aoi

That's the first passkey. Timer's ticking, use it or lose it.

1580 > Aoi

Passkey! Hurry or you'll end up like my second-cousin who liked to play pranks with fireworks.

EximusKeysAmir

1590 > Amir

Take note: the biggest baddies are known to carry passkeys.

1600 > Amir

Look for heavy units, they may carry keys.

EximusKeysAoi

1610 > Aoi

High ranking units may have their own keys.

1620 > Aoi

Take out heavy units, they're often issued passkeys.

LockboxOpenAmir

1630 > Amir

Well what do we have here?

1640 > Amir

Phew. Can you imagine if it was empty? That would be a bummer.

LockboxOpenAoi

1650 > Aoi

Cha-ching.

1660 > Aoi

This belongs to the people anyway.

AssTechrotAmir

1670 > Amir

Trio of double-XL techrot up ahead. Cut 'em down to size.

1680 > Amir

Detecting big-boy techrot in the vicinity. Too dangerous to leave roaming. Take 'em out.

AssTechrotAoi

1690 > Aoi

Ick. Nasty Techrot baddies up ahead. Do me a favor, and take out the trash.

1700 > Aoi

Time to get rid of the overgrown Techrot stomping around like they own this city. Pfft. Like they even paid taxes?!

AssScaldraAmir

1710 > Amir

High-ranking Scaldra have made the mistake of leading from the front. Put them in the ground.

1720 > Amir

Detecting targets of opportunity: Scaldra middle-management. Cull 'em.

AssScaldraAoi

1730 > Aoi

We must be on their radar, 'cause Scaldra's deployed their muscle. Marking hardened units for elimination.

1740 > Aoi

Time to sow a little confusion in the ranks. Marking targets: Scaldra commanders.

TargetKilledAmir

1750 > Amir

Slimeball eeeeliminated.

1760 > Amir

Another one bites the dirt.

1770 > Amir

Ding, dong, you're dead.

1780 > Amir

Obsoleted and deleted.

TargetKilledAoi

1790 > Aoi

Slam. Target down.

1800 > Aoi

Confirmed kill.

1810 > Aoi

Scratch one rotten bastard.

1820 > Aoi

Ouch. That one hurt to watch.

AssCompAmir

1830 > Amir

All targets eliminated.

1840 > Amir

Quick and efficient. A squad after my own heart.

AssCompAoi

1850 > Aoi

Techrot scrubbed. Keep moving.

1860 > Aoi

Line em up, knock em down.

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