BbIdleSDMaleCaptTwo

100

I'm sure an opportunity to escape will come along any second now.

110

Oh. We are really adrift this time. Okay. O-kay. Stay calm. Stay calm.

120

Heeey… Hey? Listen. I think there's been a mistake?

130

I knew I shouldn't have left my section this morning. I knew it. I knew it.

140

It's repo for me for sure. Uh. Um. Ah crap.

150

Uuuuuh. Aaah.

160

Happy place. Happy place. I don't have a happy place!

170

All I can think about is all the things I'll never do. Like… NOT GETTING CAPTURED! HEEEELP!

180

Look. I'm no hero, okay! I'll talk! I'll never stop talking! Just try and shut me up!

190

Hey! You seem reasonable. I am reasonable. Let's be reasonable!

BbPrxmtySDMaleCaptTwo

200

Hey. HEY! Ya gotta let me down so I can clear this up, chekchek?

210

Don't hurt me! Oh, wait.

220

Ah! I can explain everything! Wait, you're not Corpus. Did Ticker send you?

230

Hey, I'll do whatever you want, okay? Just flick that switch over there.

240

Hey! Listen. They're gonna do somethin' REAL bad to me. You gotta get me outta here.

250

Hey! HEY! Pleasepleaseplease just get me down from here, okay? They could be back at any moment!

260

Hey! Friend? Me old cove? Let a fella down, would you? Switch over there?

270

Oh! OH! A Tenno. Oh I'm glad to see you! You gotta get me down from here, me ol' mucker! You gotta get me down!

280

Tenno? TENNO?! Oh yes! YES! Help me. Helpmehelpmehelpmehelpme! Help me. HELP ME!

290

Oh! Oh thank the Void! Thank the Voooooid…

BbFreedSDMaleCaptTwo

300

Oh yes. Still on the right side of the grass. MMM'WAH.

310

Thank the Void. So, uh, now what?

320

Now to get out of here. How do I get out of here?

340

I'm allergic to lead. Pain. Death.

350

Free! I should probably surrender.

370

Free! Now what do I do?

380

Welp, no going back now...

390

Aah! Oh crud! Thank you! I thought I was gonna die here!

BbFreeVdPurgSDMaleCaptTwo

400

AAAH!  AAAH!

410

… wait, wait, wait, wait! Wait.

420

Agh, thank the Void! You're the best, Tenno! THE BEST!

BbIdleSDFemCaptOne

530

Well. This isn't exactly how I imagined going out.

540

Guts. No worries. We've gotten out of worse. Noooo worries.

550

Let's be jovial

Fill our glasses!

Madness 'tis for us to think

How the world is ruled by asses

Nef could drive a saint to drink!

HEY ho nonny nonny ho! HEY ho nonny nonny ho! HEY!

560

I am so bored.

570

A little help?

580

Easy repayments they said...

590

Well… here's hoping one of Ticker's angels cast their eyes this way. Or I am boned.

600

I always said I'd give a lung to get off Fortuna. Looks like someone was listening.

610

Well. I've been left hanging before but this is ridiculous.

620

I knew I should have invested in quick-release joints.

630

Well, this is a hell of a time to develop an itch.

BbPrxmtySDFemCaptOne

640

Oh! Hey. Hey! Mate? Would you mind? The restraints? Little help?

650

Hey. Hey! Pop these locks, yeah? Escape a the century, mate! Escape a the century!

660

Oi! While you're rubbernecking think maybe you could pop these locks? I need to be havin' a word with me "loyal" crew.

670

Psst! Reckon you could see your way towards y'know? Locks?

680

Well met! Intros later. Controls are over there.

690

Oh! Well. This is a little awkward, but... would you mind helping a lady down from here?

700

Oh. Hello. Move along, nothing to see here. Ha! I'm kidding, of course. Get me the hell down.

710

Ah! About time! So what are you? Ticker, Solaris U, my crew hired you or am I just a lucky, lucky girl?

720

Oh at last! I feel like I was born in this thing. The controls are over there.

730

What? Who are you? Clearly not Corpus. Good enough for me. Get me the hell off this thing.

BbFreedSDFemCaptOne

740

Charmed.

750

Ha HA! NO PRISON CAN HOLD ME!

760

For a horrible moment that looked like becoming a career. Thanks.

770

Whenever we get off this tub I owe you a drink.

780

Hey, I know you. One of Eudico's crew? Cheers.

790

Handily done. Now, for the hard part.

800

Much obliged.

820

Ah, lovely.

830

And not a moment too soon. Right. Now to get off this tub.

BbFreeVdPurgSDFemCaptOne

840

… got me mixed up with someone…! Wait a minute.

850

Uuugh. Finally. And with that…

860

I am in your debt. Now, let's… oh what now?

BbIdleSDMaleCaptThree

1020

Hm. Reinforced duranium bindings.

1030

I'm gettin' outta here. And when I do? Oh mate. When I do...

1040

Heh. Yeah. Scared 'em real good.

1050

1060

These clowns are one mistake away from me doing something they'll regret… for about two seconds.

1070

Emptying my kit was a mistake, lads. Just gives me something to carry your heads in!

1080

The next one a you bastards comes in here is leavin' with a new nickname!

1090

Info? Oh I'll give ya info. Info ya never wanted. Like knowin' the taste a yer own spleen!

1100

No-good low-down fridge-faced pack a mother-lovin' muck-suckin' dump-humpers.

1110

Right. If I'm outta here in 30 seconds yer all dead. If I'm not outta here in 30 seconds you'll all wish you were!

BbPrxmtySDMaleCaptThree

1120

Hey, old mate. Let a cove down, yeah?

1130

Tenno. 'Bout time. Let's wreck the joint. You an' me!

1140

Nice. Switch is over there. Let's do this.

1150

You're a sight for dodgy optics. Pop that lock and let's take some heads.

1160

Hey. Howsabout you pop these locks and let a brother stretch his… fists?

1170

Ha! Ah yeah. Here we go. Control's over there, Tenno.

1180

Oi. Pop these locks sharpish, chek?

1190

I never take charity but if Ticker sent ya… I'll make an exception this once.

1200

Hm. Nice ta meet a fellow soldier. Control's over there.

1210

Oi! Tenno. Here on business or pleasure? Pop these locks wouldja?

BbFreedSDMaleCaptThree

1240

Thanks. Need to adjust a few things, then I'm goin' after these hosers widebore.

1250

Never caught your name but I never forget a face. I'll owe you one, pal.

1260

Now for phase 2. I assume there's a phase 2?

1270

Solaris United forever, me old mate!

1280

Much obliged.

1290

Thanks, old mate. I owe you one.

1300

Lucky me. Front row seat to watch you work. Do lead on, mate.

1310

Let's party.

BbFreeVdPurgSDMaleCaptThree

1320

Thanks. Time for me t'go.

1330

I'm gonna kill all a ya fridge-faced…! Wait a minute.

1340

Right. Let's crack some… hang about…